UPS just delivered a box of toilet paper to my door and I'm equal parts amazed, ashamed and then back to amazed again...
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After eating every meal at home for the past three weeks I've discovered that I basically turn into Animal from the Muppets every time I enter the kitchen in the morning-
AAAAAAAA WHY SO MANY DISHES
ANIMAL CLEAN ALL DISHES YESTERDAY NOW MORE DISHES
ANIMAL HATE DISHES
ANIMAL EAT WITH HANDS NOW
So The National wants me to pay $54 USD (75 CAD before shipping) for a 4AD 3LP release pressed at GZ? HAHAHAHAHAHA
When this is all over, and everyone emerges en masse from their isolation; they're going to discover that an entirely different world awaits. A world of 7.8 billion people with really bad haircuts, where no one can fit into their nice clothes because we've been wearing sweatpants and eating tater tots for months on end. We will be an entire world of swipe left's.
BBQ steak, frites and half speed mastered Tragically Hip Day For Night on the stereo... feels good man.
Hay guys just got a new jogging outfit, gunna take it for a spin later today! Tell me what you think? I posted a picture in the comments, it's pretty sweet... think I'm gunna get a lotta looks!
Uhhhh, sooooo swapped for the 10 LP Woodstock box.... No chance that's real is there? No way...
Please join me in @Hollywood's status below for a HAP HAP HAPPY SING-A-LONG!
@Lee Newman and everyone else on here who works in the health sector, thank you from the bottom of my heart for what you're out there doing and putting yourself in front of every day. You are all the definition of the word "hero" and I just hope you understand that your selfless work in fighting this is a testament to what incredible people you are. ❤❤❤
So my wife just found 2 unopened N95 masks that she bought FIVE YEARS AGO just in case "something like this happened".
OMG you guys my wife can tell the FUTURE
WHAT ELSE DOES SHE KNOW?
-clutches secret pre ordered vinyl receipts close to chest-
Social Distancing is the most Larry David-ass thing ever. He seriously must have enough material for four more seasons from the past month alone.
You guys ever have 8 drinks then put some left over miso soup on the stove then forget about it while you're watching a movie and it turns to molten lava and makes your whole house smell like the seventh level of Hades?
Me neither.
And I thought I hated grocery shopping BEFORE.
If there's one thing I've really felt the grocery shopping experience has been lacking in, it's existential terror.
SUPER GLAD WE CHECKED THAT ONE OFF THE LIST
Holy hell, I thought I was stressed then I watched Uncut Gems. I feel SO MUCH better now.
Nothing has made me laugh harder over the past couple days, than this.
Man wakes up from 15 year coma-
So... so let me get this straight. Donald Trump is the President, Tom Brady is on the Bucs, the NBA Champions are Canadian and because some asshole ate a bat the entire world is on lockdown.
HAHAHAHAHA PULL THE OTHER ONE
If you enjoyed reading part one of Mathers "No Good Very Bad Viewing of Star Wars Rise of Skywalker", part two is now in the cafe.
So if you want a little humor today head over to the Cafe thread and you can read my live stream of attempting to watch the newest Star Wars film. I own Stormtrooper armor so like, I'm a big Star Wars guy... it... did not go well.
I'm finally watching the new Star Wars film, cause I got some time on my hands and holy hell what in the effing christ is this.
So, topped off a pandemic Monday by chasing our suddenly skittish abused rescue dog around a park trying to get a leash on her for an hour in the dark as she wouldn't let us get within 5 feet. Fucking terrifying. Now home drinking FUCKING EVERYTHING. -
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