Okay so I thought season one and two of Ozark were... fine... but not great... but season 3 so far is VERY good. It's definitely benefited from the prolonged run up, it's gooouuuuud now.
After eating every meal at home for the past three weeks I've discovered that I basically turn into Animal from the Muppets every time I enter the kitchen in the morning-
AAAAAAAA WHY SO MANY DISHES
ANIMAL CLEAN ALL DISHES YESTERDAY NOW MORE DISHES ANIMAL HATE DISHES ANIMAL EAT WITH HANDS NOW
When this is all over, and everyone emerges en masse from their isolation; they're going to discover that an entirely different world awaits. A world of 7.8 billion people with really bad haircuts, where no one can fit into their nice clothes because we've been wearing sweatpants and eating tater tots for months on end. We will be an entire world of swipe left's.
Hay guys just got a new jogging outfit, gunna take it for a spin later today! Tell me what you think? I posted a picture in the comments, it's pretty sweet... think I'm gunna get a lotta looks!
@Lee Newman and everyone else on here who works in the health sector, thank you from the bottom of my heart for what you're out there doing and putting yourself in front of every day. You are all the definition of the word "hero" and I just hope you understand that your selfless work in fighting this is a testament to what incredible people you are. ❤❤❤
So my wife just found 2 unopened N95 masks that she bought FIVE YEARS AGO just in case "something like this happened".
OMG you guys my wife can tell the FUTURE
WHAT ELSE DOES SHE KNOW?
-clutches secret pre ordered vinyl receipts close to chest-
You guys ever have 8 drinks then put some left over miso soup on the stove then forget about it while you're watching a movie and it turns to molten lava and makes your whole house smell like the seventh level of Hades?
And I thought I hated grocery shopping BEFORE.
If there's one thing I've really felt the grocery shopping experience has been lacking in, it's existential terror.
SUPER GLAD WE CHECKED THAT ONE OFF THE LIST
Man wakes up from 15 year coma-
So... so let me get this straight. Donald Trump is the President, Tom Brady is on the Bucs, the NBA Champions are Canadian and because some asshole ate a bat the entire world is on lockdown.
So if you want a little humor today head over to the Cafe thread and you can read my live stream of attempting to watch the newest Star Wars film. I own Stormtrooper armor so like, I'm a big Star Wars guy... it... did not go well.
-licks everything-
BRING IT FOOL