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The annual Alien Space Bylaw Committee Enforcement Ship will make it's scheduled stop to check on things:
Zorg- "Ok Planet XJ707 colloquially known by the primates as "Earth", how are things looking?"
Zerg- "Sir, my gods sir the numbers of bad haircuts, muffintops and sweat pants are off the charts! The computer can't even keep track. They've just... they've just all let themselves go sir, the whole planet!"
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Zorg- "Understood, they had their chance, schedule the destruction for tomorrow."
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