Oh. She knows.
Needles & Grooves
JonnyH
Mather
I'm scared.
-quietly sings "hold me closer tiny pre ordered vinyl receipts" to the tune of Tiny Dancer-
-quietly sings "hold me closer tiny pre ordered vinyl receipts" to the tune of Tiny Dancer-
AnthonyI
If she can, you're screwed, lol
nolalady
Guys, speaking for all wives everywhere, we know. We know ALLLLLLLL of it.
Melt Face Molly Drop
Hi honey I just purchased this $500,000 life insurance policy, you know, just in case something happens...
jamieanderson1968
Thats just what she wants you to think. Know how I know? There is no goddamn chocolate in my house and we have been out for over a week. If my wife knew I would not have had to make a chocolate and chips run yesterday.
kvetcha
Giving 'em to a hospital, eh?
Mather
My wife is immunocompromised and my job has been deemed an essential service so, no we are not.