Both fully loaded speeders just blew up mid chase at full speed with a spectacular computer animated explosion and then the camera cuts to their stunt doubles lightly falling onto the sandy ground unhurt like they'd hopped off a chair in grade 4 Phys Ed onto a gym mat.
The best thing I can say about this film four hours in-
-checks watch-
Thirty four minutes in, is that Poe and Finn are totally a couple and I'm on board, I want them to have a daily talk show together where they will playfully bicker and I will watch and have a tri-martini lunch and LAP THAT SHIT UP
Chewie just got nabbed by border patrol while his ship is SITTING RIGHT FUCKING THERE WITH IT'S ENGINES ON READY TO GO AND ALL THE HERO'S IN IT AND THE ENTIRE SQUAD OF ELITE TROOPERS DON'T NOTICE IT BECAUSE THEY'RE PUTTING A DOG COLLAR ON CHEWI- I can't... I just can't
3PO just did a teary monologue to camera, apparently I still have an hour and thirty minutes to go. Excuse me a moment I need to find two bricks to sandwich into my head.
Poe just go with the Quarian from Mass Effect, quite frankly her trilogy has more credibility than yours these days. (If you get this reference you are truly a dork like me)
How'd you like that stadium full of sith just cheering like they're at a football game and then all scurrying around like cockroaches while they get smashed by rocks. Good times...
-huge shot of bourbon-