Needles & Grooves

I think the Trump presidency has just prepared me for anything at this point. They dropped it off and I'm like "Hey honey UPS just dropped off a big bunch of toilet paper, imma' put my gloves and sunglasses on then pose with it, you take a pic and post it on the socials with the caption "I'm riiiich bitch!"
You know, like any other Tuesday afternoon.

Just remember, I have your address.