My morning was going just fine, and then I accidentally discovered that someone just released a cover of "Get What You Give" from the New Radicals, which is top five on my "Most Insipid Songs Ever" list. Day completely ruined.
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Well, I knew this day would come, but I still wasn't ready... just saw a tv ad that used ODBs "Got Ya Money (Hey Dirty)" to sell washing machines.
I think that's officially it for us as a species...
Time to hang'em up humanity.
You guys, I went to a record store. Like INSIDE a record store. And I discovered that I already own everything and didn't need a thing. HAHAHAHA GUESS WHICH PART OF THIS STATEMENT ISN'T TRUE.
It is time my friends... time for... THE CULLING...
...of records. Not whatever it was you were thinking. Freakshow.
Me: "I'm so sick of noisy pressings. Everytime I get to a quiet passage of music I feel actual palpable fear."
Also me: -buys a 3 LP set of Japanese ambient music that is pretty much 130 minutes of silence with the occasional synth note-
If I buy one more $45+ album that arrives in the cheapest sandpaper inner sleeves I'm gunna likely continue to buy $45+ albums and impotently complain when they arrive in the cheapest sandpaper inner sleeves.
Got my radon test results back and they weren't just a giant radiation symbol with the words "IMMEDIATELY VACATE YOUR DOMICILE" emblazoned on the front of it so I'm pretty stoked about that...
Oh no, oh no I just found Meow The Jewels mint unopened and it's the only one I'm missing. It's a goddamn record of cat sounds. But it fucking slaps. Oh no... no no no no no.... yes
All of the zombies in Army of The Dead look like understudies from a rejected broadway musical. I've never seen so much gleeful bounding in my life. They must have hired every unemployed dancer in LA for this. I'm also assuming they wrote the screenplay because holy hell this is 3 hours too long.
Okay so look, I try not to induce FOMO. But seriously, this Mofi 45 Nilsson Schmilsson is just bonkers. It's absolutely incredible.
This is hilarious.
Oh god, I'm totally the smirking "it's not over" guy...
I think I've officially reached my breaking point with vinyl.
We ordered several bags of coffee on Monday.
We ran out of coffee on Tuesday.
This morning my wife legit called the factory to find out where our coffee is.
It took less than two days before the madness set in.
Send help, and coffee.
Missy Elliott vinyl question y'all! "Under Construction", US pressing or German press. Anyone have either and have any opinion on quality? Those are the only two that exist.
I demand to know why it's taken 56 years for me to discover this song and artist. WTF world, do better.
Had a totally crap week. Just snagged tickets to Rage Against The Machine with Run The Jewels opening... Week has suddenly gotten much better...
Just bought patio lights. When I inevitably fall off my roof trying to install them I expect an outpouring of grief from all of you. Or at the very least just keep the laughter to a respectable level.
People who leave the stickers on their new windows are psychopaths.
Don't @ me.
The worst thing about shift work is that when everyone is celebrating Friday, it's my Tuesday... of seven in a row... and I'm deemed essential and have to actually GO to work, in an Uber, during a plague, because I don't drive because WHY WOULD I NEED A LICENCE UNLESS THERE'S A BIBLICAL FUCKING PLAGUE THERE'S NO NEED.
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