If you had a license, you'd want to buy a car. With your tastes for the finer things.... this is probably for the best.
Yes, this is the other reason I don't have a licence. Last year I was actively looking to see how much insurance would be for a first time driver on a Aston Martin Vantage. It was... like $3000 a month.
And now I have an image of @Mather rolling down the window of his Rolls-Royce offering Grey Poupon to passers-by.