Needles & Grooves

My mom once climbed onto the hood of her car to change the light on garage door opener. In her socks. Needless to say she fell off, and landed on....the ladder.

My partner's father actually fell off his roof last fall so...please be careful.

If the worst happens, I will look after a dog.

@BjorgenFjorgen well... now I feel legitimately bad.

Do your neighbors have outdoor security cams so we can get footage so we can sympathize further ?

@Mather I mean, he's still alive, lol

Oh the laughter will be respectable all right. RespectFUL on the other hand....

Subcontract the work out to Night Mather, he lives on the roof already!

He's likely to use the high tension power line as a skipping rope.

What do you need outdoor lights for? You work at night and NightMather has nightvision goggles.

I will play this in memoriam

What the DEUCE?!?

LAWYER!!

I'm definitely owed a buttload of royalties here....

Actually, it bombed and you owe the record company $46,745.89 for studio time and artist requested "creative supplements".

Qué? No hablas English Señor

dibs on his hardware (including fancy cables)