Vinyl Me Please Rap & Hip Hop

[Murfocakes]

I don’t remember Will Smith back then! I do remember Destiny’s Child that year though! I was obsessed with the song “Say My Name” and “Bills Bills Bills” back then!

I’m saying that because my Willenium night was so messy, a Men In Black mind eraser thingamy might have been involved.

 

[Murfocakes]

On the subject of Willenium, the next album of the month, myself and a friend were at university at the time it was released (old you see young Nathan & Dukey) and we used to go on ‘buckfast matinees’ where we would bring fortified wine into the cinema during the day and get trollied watching a shite movie. When we went to see Wild Wild West no one else was in the cinema so we got up and dancing around the seats pissed on Scotland’s dirtiest export. The lyrics in their simplistic pathetic literal reading of the cynical heartless movie created a belly laugh. Still Stevie Wonder sample and all, am I right? Am I right?

I remember another buckfast matinee seeing Harry Potter. If that sounds irresponsible I also used to go out drinking with a pirate eye patch so I could continue when I got double vision. This is not a joke.

 

[Jmcg85]

I don’t remember Will Smith back then! I do remember Destiny’s Child that year though! I was obsessed with the song “Say My Name” and “Bills Bills Bills” back then!

How old are you Nathan?

 

[NathanRicaud]

I’m saying that because my Willenium night was so messy, a Men In Black mind eraser thingamy might have been involved.

Omg. I just don’t like Will Smith’s music at all! It’s not for me! I understand there are some who would be thrilled for VMP to do Will Smith, but I would be like if they did Will Smith as a R&HH ROTM!

 

[Jmcg85]

@Murfocakes you have me in tears laughing here I once snuck 8 Dutch gold into a batman movie and got pissed if that's any consolation

 

[Murfocakes]

@Murfocakes you have me in tears laughing here I once snuck 8 Dutch gold into a batman movie and got pissed if that's any consolation

I wouldn’t go into a cinema without a hip flask.

 

[NathanRicaud]

How old are you Nathan?

25

And I’m still single as fuck

 

[Murfocakes]

25

And I’m still single as fuck

Take some hottie back to your house. Slip on Wild Wild West. One thing leads to another...

 

[Murfocakes]

I wouldn’t go into a cinema without a hip flask.

I have 3 kids. I’m not going on a fucking night out without getting drunk.

 

[Jmcg85]

25

And I’m still single as fuck

I would of guessed 24. your age Explains the lack of Willenium in your life

 

[Murfocakes]

25

And I’m still single as fuck

You need a good pick up line, such as
‘You know that song Crazy World by Aslan, my uncle G.G. Allen wrote it’
or
‘Do you want to wear my eyepatch?’

 

[duke86fan]

 

[Jmcg85]

You need a good pick up line, such as
‘You know that song Crazy World by Aslan, my uncle G.G. Allen wrote it’
or
‘Do you want to wear my eyepatch?’

I was waiting for GG Allen to come back into the fold i was sure not disappointed

 

[NathanRicaud]

Take some hottie back to your house. Slip on Wild Wild West. One thing leads to another...

But it’s so hard! I’m probably not as attractive as you are Murfocakes

And I want to a vinyl cutie to come back to my house with me! I want a music nerd

 

[NathanRicaud]

I would of guessed 24. your age Explains the lack of Willenium in your life

Really? Ever since I shaved my head, everyone thinks I look so much older! People think I look around 30 years old!

 

[Jmcg85]

Its here and I like it....


Will Smith murdering Rock The Casbah

 

[Jmcg85]

Really? Ever since I shaved my head, everyone thinks I look so much older! People think I look around 30 years old!

Nah your good lol

 

[Murfocakes]

But it’s so hard! I’m probably not as attractive as you are Murfocakes

And I want to a vinyl cutie to come back to my house with me! I want a music nerd

Probably not? I’d post my own photo as my profile like you did but the site would crash from traffic. You don’t really need a music nerd. Just someone who will continue to let you be a music nerd. That’s the magic formula.

 

[Murfocakes]

I was waiting for GG Allen to come back into the fold i was sure not disappointed

Your Liam Gallagher concert exploits were pure Uncle G.G. If he was cuddly instead of frightening. He was smiling down on you from heaven (while head butting Jesus and shouting questionable lyrics about eating faeces)

 

[Jmcg85]

Probably not? I’d post my own photo as my profile like you did but the site would crash from traffic. You don’t really need a music nerd. Just someone who will continue to let you be a music nerd. That’s the magic formula.

Agreed