Bohnjaggs
Well-Known Member
Counterpoint- here is a comprehensive list of things better and less annoying than FJM.
-pan flutes
-killer bees
-lima beans
-falling out of a helicopter
-spontaneous amputation
-sweaty cheese
-sweaty person next to you on public transit
-the American electoral system
-head on car crash
-bicycle seats made out of a cactus
-eyeballs falling out
-every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light
-a stranger throwing up and it gets in your mouth
-1% phone battery
-getting the last seat on the bus then realizing it's because someone peed on it
-turning inside out
And just what's wrong with lima beans?