dhodo
Well-Known Member
Not sure where to put this, but this is absolute gold:
I couldn't really think of anything to go right there so I decided to blow off some stream and go on a date. I meet this girl, and I wasn't married or nothing back then, so we get back to the crib, and you know, I'm rounding second base and next thing you know she starts to come up out of her clothes and I see this... this... THING. I was like, "What is that?!" She was like, "It's a thong!" I was like, "A THONG?!"
You ever see that movie The Ten Commandments? It's an old school movie... Charlton Heston. At first when he was in Egypt, his hair was dark. Then he went up in the mountains and saw God, and when he came back down his hair was silver. That's literally what happened to me.
The next day I call all my boys and I'm like, "Gather around let me tell you tale. I saw this THING. It was like dental floss, but it was underwear. She called it a thong." Now I'm from Baltimore, so this is a bunch of thugs and all of a sudden everybody had stuff to do. "Hey man, I think I left a pie in the oven." Everybody just dispersed. They roll out.
The next day I'm working on the song. My boy comes in like he just saw an accident or something. He's like, "Yo turn off the music! I went out with this girl last night and guess what she gave me? When we got back to the crib, she gave me that thong-tha-thong-thong-thong." He literally said it just like that. And I was rolling, I thought it was so funny. He was like, "Plus she had them dumps." I was like, "Dumps? Like a dump truck? Like she was backing it up on you?" He said, "Exactamundo."
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