One of my good friends had a male coworker say to her, “hey I see you’re wearing your camel toe pants today!”. Said coworker will be getting an Evil Singing Bag of Dicks from yours truly. Asshole.
Madonna tour postponed. I hope she’s ok, but I’m so sad, my wife and bought tickets for our 25th anniversary, and the flight and AirBNB are all non refundable.
Working on the floor today, a patient coded. We all went, patient was unresponsive, they attached the pads, the machine said “shock advised”…patient subsequently shocked only to yell “OUCH!!!!”
When ‘Heroes’ comes on SiriusXM and you’re waiting with great anticipation to see if the first line will be “I….I will be king” or “I….I wish you could swim”
After driving my 2002 Honda Accord for the last 20 years, I finally got a new set of wheels….a 2019 Lexus UX 250 AWD hybrid with only 12,000 miles, and my goodness it is NICE!