One of my good friends had a male coworker say to her, “hey I see you’re wearing your camel toe pants today!”. Said coworker will be getting an Evil Singing Bag of Dicks from yours truly. Asshole.
Madonna tour postponed. I hope she’s ok, but I’m so sad, my wife and bought tickets for our 25th anniversary, and the flight and AirBNB are all non refundable. 😭😭
Working on the floor today, a patient coded. We all went, patient was unresponsive, they attached the pads, the machine said “shock advised”…patient subsequently shocked only to yell “OUCH!!!!” 😬
When ‘Heroes’ comes on SiriusXM and you’re waiting with great anticipation to see if the first line will be “I….I will be king” 😀 or “I….I wish you could swim” 😕