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TenderLovingKiller® said:
Sorry for the loss of $$$ but this is some funny shit.
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I know! It was pretty funny because I woke up and was like "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" 😂😂😂

And I was listening to Billie Eilish's song "Happier Than Ever" on the train after my car got towed and my goodness, that line "I don't relate to you, no I don't relate to you, cause I would never treat me this shitty, you made me hate this city" hit so fucking hard, I wanted to cry on the train in my Oodie because I felt like the towing trucks treated me shitty and made me hate living in the city by me having to go through that! And the last line where Billie Eilish was like "JUST FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEE" - I felt that so much too because.....I'm just a baby harmless monster! 🙈
 
NathanRicaud said:
I know! It was pretty funny because I woke up and was like "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" 😂😂😂

And I was listening to Billie Eilish's song "Happier Than Ever" on the train after my car got towed and my goodness, that line "I don't relate to you, no I don't relate to you, cause I would never treat me this shitty, you made me hate this city" hit so fucking hard, I wanted to cry on the train in my Oodie because I felt like the towing trucks treated me shitty and made me hate living in the city by me having to go through that! And the last line where Billie Eilish was like "JUST FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEE" - I felt that so much too because.....I'm just a baby harmless monster! 🙈
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Baby Monster needs to lay off the dim sims.
 
NathanRicaud said:
Make it $632! I parked my car in front of my apartment because I didn’t want the food to get cold (lol I’m such a fat slut) and I forgot to move my car because I got drunk and it was in a clear-away/tow away zone and it got towed!!!!! $450 to release my car and $182 for the council fine! 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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Aw shit sorry @NathanRicaud that’s a proper ballache! I’m forever doing dumb stuff that costs me too.

I locked myself out a while back, forgot to bring my keys emptying the bin, didn’t have my mobile on me and had to go to the local shop and beg a favour to borrow their phone to call a locksmith! Ended up costing me €100 to get back in! Absent minded fool! We live we learn.

Lol at the fat slut! As if!

NathanRicaud said:
I know! It was pretty funny because I woke up and was like "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" 😂😂😂

And I was listening to Billie Eilish's song "Happier Than Ever" on the train after my car got towed and my goodness, that line "I don't relate to you, no I don't relate to you, cause I would never treat me this shitty, you made me hate this city" hit so fucking hard, I wanted to cry on the train in my Oodie because I felt like the towing trucks treated me shitty and made me hate living in the city by me having to go through that! And the last line where Billie Eilish was like "JUST FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEE" - I felt that so much too because.....I'm just a baby harmless monster! 🙈
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Hahaha! I love it! Even your existential crises are entertaining! Knowing you I doubt you were too down for too long!
 
NathanRicaud said:
.....I'm just a baby harmless monster! 🙈
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My eyes keep reading it as "baby harness monster"

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I don't know where y'all fall on child leashes but I for one don't like the "cuting-up" of child restraints. What's next? Are we going to bedazzle baby muzzles or put padding in toddler kennels?!

I find there to be two acceptable variations on the traditional baby leash:

1) a combo leash/flak vest. The world is a cold place and dangers abound. No better way to both tether and protect your baby from bullets and/or shrapnel.

2) a combo leash/weight vest. Solely for the purpose of shedding that baby fat and preventative against future fat sluts. But, really, variation #1 kind of hits this goal too.

Anyway those are my thought on baby harness monsters and baby harnesses, in general.

I'll probably cross post this with the parenting thread because I really don't see a lot of children on leashes and, honestly, I'd like to see more.
 
Joe Mac said:
Aw shit sorry @NathanRicaud that’s a proper ballache! I’m forever doing dumb stuff that costs me too.

I locked myself out a while back, forgot to bring my keys emptying the bin, didn’t have my mobile on me and had to go to the local shop and beg a favour to borrow their phone to call a locksmith! Ended up costing me €100 to get back in! Absent minded fool! We live we learn.

Lol at the fat slut! As if!



Hahaha! I love it! Even your existential crises are entertaining! Knowing you I doubt you were too down for too long!
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I once locked myself in the house and had to break out of a window ...curse of self locking doors ...let myself in , closed the door ...pulled the handle to lock ....and left my keys in the outside door lock ....queue panic ..as no other doors open in the house ..fridge in the garage ..door locked ...key outside ...no tea ...wife on a Girls night out ...

Best bit was breaking the window handle as I escaped..resulting in calling a locksmith out to fix it as wouldn’t shut again ...couldn’t make it up
 
Gavaxeman said:
I once locked myself in the house and had to break out of a window ...curse of self locking doors ...let myself in , closed the door ...pulled the handle to lock ....and left my keys in the outside door lock ....queue panic ..as no other doors open in the house ..fridge in the garage ..door locked ...key outside ...no tea ...wife on a Girls night out ...

Best bit was breaking the window handle as I escaped..resulting in calling a locksmith out to fix it as wouldn’t shut again ...couldn’t make it up
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This will make you laugh. My little brother is a little daft. He was on a night out with the lads and came home. My Dad had just moved in with his wife and so only my other brother was in. He’d also been on the lash. The youngest forgot his keys and couldn’t wake the other one up to let him. I’d have walked 10 mins to my dads and sucked up the dressing down to get a bed. My brother climbed into the recycling bin because in his own logic the cardboard would keep him warm…
 
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Gavaxeman said:
I once locked myself in the house and had to break out of a window ...curse of self locking doors ...let myself in , closed the door ...pulled the handle to lock ....and left my keys in the outside door lock ....queue panic ..as no other doors open in the house ..fridge in the garage ..door locked ...key outside ...no tea ...wife on a Girls night out ...

Best bit was breaking the window handle as I escaped..resulting in calling a locksmith out to fix it as wouldn’t shut again ...couldn’t make it up
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reminds me of my favorite musician joke: did you hear about the drummer that locked the keys in the van? It took him two hours to get the bassist out
 
Joe Mac said:
Aw shit sorry @NathanRicaud that’s a proper ballache! I’m forever doing dumb stuff that costs me too.

I locked myself out a while back, forgot to bring my keys emptying the bin, didn’t have my mobile on me and had to go to the local shop and beg a favour to borrow their phone to call a locksmith! Ended up costing me €100 to get back in! Absent minded fool! We live we learn.

Lol at the fat slut! As if!



Hahaha! I love it! Even your existential crises are entertaining! Knowing you I doubt you were too down for too long!
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Yeah, I wasn’t even mad to be honest! I kinda giggled and just went “fuck me” and just thought to myself “never am I parking there ever again!”

I enjoyed being in my Oodie, catching the train listening to some mellow music and me and all the workers were pissing ourselves at my car getting towed! 😆

Also, when I went to go pick up my car after work, I was shocked at how unsexable all the guys that worked there were! I honestly thought to myself - “my goodness not only are these men doing jobs that ruin people’s day/a very non-feel good job, but their presentation and overall look wasn’t attractive!” All the guys working in the towing yard were unfuckable Joe! 😷😆

Also, when I went to the reception to get my car back, the guy at the desk was like “can I see you drivers licence” and I was like “that’s in the car”, and then he asked for my car keys and I also said “that’s in the car” and he was shocked!!! He was like “ummmm ok!?”😂😂😂
 
NathanRicaud said:
Yeah, I wasn’t even mad to be honest! I kinda giggled and just went “fuck me” and just thought to myself “never am I parking there ever again!”

I enjoyed being in my Oodie, catching the train listening to some mellow music and me and all the workers were pissing ourselves at my car getting towed! 😆

Also, when I went to go pick up my car after work, I was shocked at how unsexable all the guys that worked there were! I honestly thought to myself - “my goodness not only are these men doing jobs that ruin people’s day/a very non-feel good job, but their presentation and overall look wasn’t attractive!” All the guys working in the towing yard were unfuckable Joe! 😷😆

Also, when I went to the reception to get my car back, the guy at the desk was like “can I see you drivers licence” and I was like “that’s in the car”, and then he asked for my car keys and I also said “that’s in the car” and he was shocked!!! He was like “ummmm ok!?”😂😂😂
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Nathan, you need to leave a Yelp review letting potential customers know how unfuckable the staff is. Really, you'll be doing a community service.
 
PadishahEmperorDiaperBaby said:
Nathan, you need to leave a Yelp review letting potential customers know how unfuckable the staff is. Really, you'll be doing a community service.
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I would never say that in a review! Just an observation - maybe I was a bit surprised too because I was a garbage man/worked in hard rubbish and I feel like they both jobs that would have similar people! But then I realised towing cars would be very technical (I wouldn’t be able to do it all) and hard rubbish is so physical that those guys who were all older and overweight wouldn’t be fit enough to do hard rubbish!

Nevertheless, the guys in the towing yard were friendly so their service was A+! I’d give them a positive review on Yelp! 😊👍
 
NathanRicaud said:
I would never say that in a review! Just an observation - maybe I was a bit surprised too because I was a garbage man/worked in hard rubbish and I feel like they both jobs that would have similar people! But then I realised towing cars would be very technical (I wouldn’t be able to do it all) and hard rubbish is so physical that those guys who were all older and overweight wouldn’t be fit enough to do hard rubbish!

Nevertheless, the guys in the towing yard were friendly so their service was A+! I’d give them a positive review on Yelp! 😊👍
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Yes, I hope you would not put that in an actual review. One, because it would probably violate Yelps community guidelines. And, two, it would violate basic social etiquette and decency.

Also I'm fascinated by your logic of the types of guys that would be garbage men. Also, the term "hard rubbish". That's a new one but I'm assuming that's industry speak.
 
PadishahEmperorDiaperBaby said:
Yes, I hope you would not put that in an actual review. One, because it would probably violate Yelps community guidelines. And, two, it would violate basic social etiquette and decency.

Also I'm fascinated by your logic of the types of guys that would be garbage men. Also, the term "hard rubbish". That's a new one but I'm assuming that's industry speak.
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‘Hard rubbish’ refers to the people who pick up everyone’s rubbish on their front lawn/nature strip! I would go from house to house picking up everyone’s ‘hard rubbish’ (such as their wardrobes, fridges, desks, mattresses etc) and throwing them in a compactor! It was a really dirty and physically heavy and hard job! I didn’t like it but I’m happy I experienced doing that job for 6-7 months! I loved the people that always thanked us and who were so happy to see their rubbish get removed! And some of the people always gave us treats! A lot of beers/energy drinks too, but I don’t drink either of them! The boys would always just get my soft drink, energy drink or beer! The best presents were a cold bottle of water! It was always girls giving us a bottle of water - never the boys! They loved giving us beer! 😂
 
PadishahEmperorDiaperBaby said:
Nathan, you need to leave a Yelp review letting potential customers know how unfuckable the staff is. Really, you'll be doing a community service.
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"they'll tow your car without even letting you get your license and keys from inside the car first, and they're all unspeakably unfuckable -- would not fuck these dudes with someone else's wang and the other guy pushing, F- would not recommend getting your car towed by these hags"
 
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