Never Was And Never Can Be Cool: Worst Album Art Thread

[TrainFan73]

Why does Steve Vai look like Prison Mike on the front of this album, which I assume he did willingly?
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The album is awful, so maybe he did because he feels like he is in creative jail?

 

[Tortured Diaper Baby Dept]

Has anyone ever posted this....'cause wowsers

 

[Turbo]

Has anyone ever posted this....'cause wowsers

OMG that's so bad it's awesome.

 

[Turbo]

Has anyone ever posted this....'cause wowsers

also, it's totally reminding me of this classic Schitt's Creek scene...

Schitt's Creek Scene

 

[TrainFan73]

TONIGHT YOU'RE MINE!!!

 

[Melt Face Molly Drop]

So, uh, does this go here? NSFW

Spoiler: NSFW

Nigel Pepper Cock - Fresh White Reeboks Kickin Your Ass

View credits, reviews, tracks and shop for the 2001 Vinyl release of "Fresh White Reeboks Kickin Your Ass" on Discogs.

www.discogs.com

 

[EarWax]

So, uh, does this go here? NSFW

Spoiler: NSFW

Nigel Pepper Cock - Fresh White Reeboks Kickin Your Ass

View credits, reviews, tracks and shop for the 2001 Vinyl release of "Fresh White Reeboks Kickin Your Ass" on Discogs.

www.discogs.com

I'm so tired of Kid Rock's reinventions.

 

[scotthilk]

Anything with a snake on it.

 

[jamieanderson1968]

Anything with a snake on it.

 

[Melt Face Molly Drop]

Anyone post this? I refuse to own this album because of the cover (and it’s also a bad album)

Eye of the Zombie - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Jan]

 

[Jan]

 

[Jan]

Just Ken

 

[Jan]

 

[Hemotep]

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Not even their worst, but I'll go ahead and not post that other one.

 

[Jan]

Not even their worst, but I'll go ahead and not post that other one.

I think there are a couple of terrible ones

 

[yukbon]

I think there are a couple of terrible ones

oh no, from context alone i know which one hemotep's talking about and it's definitely their worst.

 

[Melt Face Molly Drop]

oh no, from context alone i know which one hemotep's talking about and it's definitely their worst.

Assuming OG Virgin Killer

 

[Turbo]

I see your Herbie Mann and raise you another flautist classic:

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This warrants a repost, in honor of André 3000's new album.

 

[Hemotep]

Just found this on a bad album cover group, but I think this one is cool as hell.