Never Was And Never Can Be Cool: Worst Album Art Thread

[Sebastian]

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That would make for a great gamer tag or perhaps a message board name….

 

[TrainFan73]

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[djdavedk]

Oh lordy...

 

[Turbo]

Oh lordy...

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If they're trying to portray what it looks like they're trying to portray, then that centaur/pegasus' "member" would be positioned in between the wrong set of legs.

 

[jamieanderson1968]

If they're trying to portray what it looks like they're trying to portray, then that centaur/pegasus' "member" would be positioned in between the wrong set of legs.

Don’t you know anything about mythology? The flying horseman had a throat willy for mid air coitus

 

[Turbo]

Don’t you know anything about mythology? The flying horseman had a throat willy for mid air coitus

Throat Willie?

 

[djdavedk]

Throat Willie?

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Half Nelson?

 

[D Jilla]

WTF!? This would be banned in Utah schools.

Actually maybe not? Ironically I think the album is so religious that they’re oblivious to the double entendre.

There’s a copy available on Discogs for anyone interested. Below median price as well!!

The Ministers Quartet - Let Me Touch Him

View credits, reviews, tracks and shop for the Vinyl release of "Let Me Touch Him" on Discogs.

www.discogs.com

 

[threesunrises]

Also this cover (which finally matched up with how good I think this band is)
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I actually don’t hate this, with the exception of the ugly stretched type around the globe.
And it really annoys me that “Father” doesn’t start more to the left. I get that they wanted it to start at the ‘north pole’ but for readability, it should be shifted left about 45- 55°

 

[zdkaiser]

 

[Hemotep]

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It's that a mask or just odd makeup?

 

[avecigrec]

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I quite like this one, actually.

 

[jamieanderson1968]

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little known fact, that is actual Matt Damon behind the mask

 

[Hemotep]

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I quite like this one, actually.

Made me think of this

 

[Russ I]

I actually don’t hate this, with the exception of the ugly stretched type around the globe.
And it really annoys me that “Father” doesn’t start more to the left. I get that they wanted it to start at the ‘north pole’ but for readability, it should be shifted left about 45- 55°

That's an interesting take. I look at it and figure "Father" starting at the 12:00 position is where you would begin reading from if there were any rules for reading in a circle, so that makes me wonder whether we might have different ideas about readability. But I like that you gave me reason to look at it in a somewhat different light.

 

[Melt Face Molly Drop]

Made me think of this
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[Kris]

I always thought the red nose was because he was drunk, but on closer look, his nose is red because he has on clown makeup. That might be worse.

 

[avecigrec]

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I always thought the red nose was because he was drunk, but on closer look, his nose is red because he has on clown makeup. That might be worse.

This looks like it should be in the horror movies thread.

 

[threesunrises]

That's an interesting take. I look at it and figure "Father" starting at the 12:00 position is where you would begin reading from if there were any rules for reading in a circle, so that makes me wonder whether we might have different ideas about readability. But I like that you gave me reason to look at it in a somewhat different light.

I find this far more readable

 

[Russ I]

I find this far more readable
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Oh, yeah. I see your point.