Cute Animal Thread

Morning pet friends!

It occurred to me while I was completing my morning food prep routine for Todd, that she eats way better than I do. I’m sure many of us have this problem.

I rarely make or eat breakfast for myself, except in the odd times I wake up starving. I generally just stick with coffee and the embers of any pre-work glittery thoughts. However, every morning I prep fruits and veggies for this little birb heathen. Generally it’s just 3-5 different types. But as I looked at my cutting board this morning I realized I was preparing 9 different things for her. Shenanigans, pure and simple.

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But she’s a cute little pain in the ass so she gets a pass, I guess.
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Morning pet friends!

It occurred to me while I was completing my morning food prep routine for Todd, that she eats way better than I do. I’m sure many of us have this problem.

I rarely make or eat breakfast for myself, except in the odd times I wake up starving. I generally just stick with coffee and the embers of any pre-work glittery thoughts. However, every morning I prep fruits and veggies for this little birb heathen. Generally it’s just 3-5 different types. But as I looked at my cutting board this morning I realized I was preparing 9 different things for her. Shenanigans, pure and simple.

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But she’s a cute little pain in the ass so she gets a pass, I guess.
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At first glance I thought she was wearing a jaunty mauve/salmon colored ascot, and then I realized it was just her plumage. I HEREBY DEMAND YOU GET THIS VERY PRETTY GIRL AN ASCOT
 
At first glance I thought she was wearing a jaunty mauve/salmon colored ascot, and then I realized it was just her plumage. I HEREBY DEMAND YOU GET THIS VERY PRETTY GIRL AN ASCOT
Damn you. You've sent me down a ridiculous rabbit hole.

OH MY GODS! There's an entire LINE of birb outfits, ascots, hats, and sweaters and WHY!?!?!?

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Damn you. You've sent me down a ridiculous rabbit hole.

OH MY GODS! There's an entire LINE of birb outfits, ascots, hats, and sweaters and WHY!?!?!?

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Okay, with this new information now coming to light I'm going to have to amend my previous ascot demand to now include an entire birb production of The Princess Bride complete with all the costumes and sets.

You're going to need some more birbs.
 
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