Needles & Grooves

dumpster fire

WHY THE FUCK IS CAESAR FROM PLANET OF THE APES WELDING A HELMET

Oh my god they just arrived at Coachella

you're still in the part of the movie that's halfway decent

They fly now?

OH MY GOD
-grabs vodka bottle-
WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER SKYE VODKA

@chrb98 those tiddlywinks troopers are my favorite thing in the movie, but that line was the moment I realized I had to fully commit to hatewatching.

Wait what?? I DON'T THINK I CAN HANDLE TIDDLYWINKS TROOPERS

"I see through the cracks in your mask, your haunted."

JEEBUS TAKE ME NOW, I'M READY

Haven’t watched it. Which now seems like a solid life choice.

Oh Richard E Grant what have they done to you...

Lando is at Burning Man?
NARC.

The funny thing is that the entire movie evokes the feeling of out-of-context declarations of bewilderment, so @Mather reading your reaction to it really isn't different at ALL from just watching the movie

I appreciate that and can't help but feel that I'm doing a service for humanity at large who can read this and then NEVER SPEND A RED CENT ON THIS ABOMINATION.

Like, I have full movie quality Stormtrooper armor... I'M THAT GUY oh my god I'm not doing myself any favors here...

They....

-deep breath-

They fly now...

-shot of whiskey-