I might actually use me spinning platter today.
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"Super Convenient Laundry In Building” Located In Soul-Chilling Murder Dungeon
Local woman Kelly Atkins is frustrated with her current apartment, as the listing promised her access to laundry in the basement of the building without mentioning the fact it is a harrowing pit of terror and despair, confirmed sources terrified to go down there.
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We Sat Down With Zach Braff and Explained to Him How the Shins Did Not in Fact Change Our Lives
In 2004, a film was released to promote the compilation album “Garden State,” which was the strange and obsessive work of actor Zach Braff. For years, we have been trying to contact Braff and let him know we've got a bone to pick with a promise he made in that movie.
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Cool Smoke Shop Doesn’t Card If You’re Wearing an Electric Wizard Shirt
Self-described “cool” smoke shop Throne Room Tobacco will not require photo ID for customers who are wearing Electric Wizard shirts, bearded sources report.
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Why do hard boiled eggs make me farts smell like a corpse flower?
Could the wise ass please change Teeny Pinky to FIRE SULLIVAN. Please.
Is there a way to change the “well known member” portion under me name?
Robert Smith Negotiates With Ticketmaster to Cancel Morrissey Tour Dates
The Cure frontman and monopoly-challenging hero Robert Smith negotiated with Ticketmaster to cancel Morrissey’s planned U.S. tour.
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10 Worst Weezer Songs to Put on Your Sex Playlist
Weezer is the official soundtrack of sex, but not every song is a winner when you are getting filthy. Here are ten songs to avoid.
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Costco Introduces Economy-Sized Guitar With 48 Strings
Costco Wholesale recently unveiled the eight-foot-long, 48-string Kirkland Signature Super Widebody electric guitar, sources both confused and impressed report.
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Rest Easy Vivian Trimble
Tubi CEO Combs Through Goodwill Used DVDs Looking For Movies To Upload
SAN FRANCISCO—Conducting his monthly sweep for new content, Tubi CEO Farhad Massoudi was reportedly combing through a shelf of used DVDs at Goodwill Thursday looking for movies to upload to the streaming service. “American Hustle, fine, Secondhand Lions, fine, The Passion Of The Christ, fine,”...
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I really hope the floodgates start to open about aging rock bands who use pre recorded tracking during “live” performances.
Rest Easy Seymour Stein.
Willie Nelson Crashes Girls Sleepover to Get Hair Rebraided and Check Out Snack Situation
Country music icon Willie Nelson was spotted at a local sleepover for 7th grade girls to get his hair rebraided and grab a few refreshments.
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FORTY AMERICAN DOLLARS TO PARK MY CAR.
Chris Carrabba Goes on "Undercover Boss" to Meet Rest of Dashboard Confessional
Dashboard Confessional frontman Chris Carrabba will don a disguise and hang out with the rest of his band on an upcoming episode of the CBS reality show “Undercover Boss.”
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Record Shop Releases Attack Dogs Whenever Customer Looks Up Discogs Prices In Store
Owner of the Sound Spynners record shop Dale Randly once again released a pack of vicious dogs on shoppers who compared their prices to Discogs in order to potentially flip them for a profit.
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