Vinyl Me Please Essentials

I'm down. I think Mayer is a good song writer and great guitarist but I never gave him much attention as I had a much more close minded view of music during the years he was big, and pre-streaming services it was a little hard to give things a chance on college kid money.

Despite not being a Mayer fan in the past, I don't really get the hate on this pic. It's impossible for the essentials sub to cater to everyone every month, and although we've already established "essentials" is a dumb name for the track, if there was an album of his that would fit the name it's this one.

I do think it's smart to roll out the next 3 months on this one though. For people that hate the pick, there will hopefully be a couple coming up that make up for it. For people that join for it, there will hopefully be some picks to keep them on the hook. Pretty excited for Thursday.
 
NathanRicaud said:
So, what is it about this one you dislike so much Joe? I remember for Moby, it was because every track from “Play” sounded like a soundtrack for car commercial ad! 😂

Can’t wait to hear why you think this John Mayer album is terrible! 😂
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lol that's a good description of Moby. Moby is actually the last time I swapped, and I have 0 regrets about it. I get why they picked it but I can't get into that album at all.
 
NathanRicaud said:
So, what is it about this one you dislike so much Joe? I remember for Moby, it was because every track from “Play” sounded like a soundtrack for car commercial ad! 😂

Can’t wait to hear why you think this John Mayer album is terrible! 😂
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It’s just boring and it’s not that every song sounds like it’s on a car ad, every song WAS ON A CAR AD! He syndicated all 18 tracks off the album for advertising 🙄. Also he’s a creepy individual as the whole Natalie Portman incident showed.

John Mayer is the latest in a long line of technically proficient musicians who is incapable of writing songs. It’s dull as dishwater. I give no kudos for proficiency without songs to back it up because it renders the proficiency hopelessly irrelevant. I have much more time for more limited musicians who write great songs...
 
Kyuuji said:
The only difference between those two URL's is in the file name and the redundant value you can trim at the end.
prince_among_thieves_vinyl_store_2200x.jpg
continuum_vinyl_store_2_800x.jpg

Before that for each we have:
cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0069/3465/9162/products/

To find the larger size trim the end "?v=" value (or make one up, it doesn't matter), replace the album name and make sure to add the "_2" we noticed earlier.

There's your larger version. Often various sizes of the same image are uploaded to websites to serve at different resolutions or devices to save unnecessary bandwidth loading a 1.5MB image for something 200px wide. When I was checking I was doing it on my iPad where it's harder to grab the main image URL so instead chose one on a release page itself to grab it.

As I noted before, Bella Donna was the first time I spotted the quirk:
products/bella_donna_vinyl_store_2_800x.jpg

It's not something consistent with Essentials releases though..
products/the_stooges_vinyl_store_800x.jpg

..and I'm sure there are other naming convention quirks they might have if you scour the links to the old releases to check.
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Change the 800 or 2200 number to any number, like 592. It changes size to whatever you use up to whatever the max is i.e. 11388 did not work.

Edit: I see where you mentioned the size script earlier.
 
wynn72 said:
lol that's a good description of Moby. Moby is actually the last time I swapped, and I have 0 regrets about it. I get why they picked it but I can't get into that album at all.
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Yeah, I just can’t get into that Moby album either! It’s just not for me at all! ❌

It really does just sound like music that was made for car commercial ads 😂
 
NathanRicaud said:
So, what is it about this one you dislike so much Joe? I remember for Moby, it was because every track from “Play” sounded like a soundtrack for car commercial ad! 😂

Can’t wait to hear why you think this John Mayer album is terrible! 😂
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You are not wrong.

www.vice.com

Moby's 'Play' Becomes The Thriller Of Licensing

In the vegan darkness of his flop album, 'Animal Rights', Moby emerges the other side as an advert soundtracking Titan.
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Bailey's Irish Cream took "Porcelain". As did Nordstrom. "Find My Baby" offered American Express a smooth, grown-up way to express the joys of indebtedness via a young Tiger Woods. "The Sky Is Broken" punted Galaxy, "Everloving" sold pointless chocolate company Thorntons, "Bodyrock" gave its blessing to Rolling Rock. The Volkswagen Polo got "Porcelain" again, Maxwell House had to make do with "Run On", as did Nissan. Bosch and France Telecom opted for yet more "Porcelain", while the makers of the Renault Scenic hoped no one would be too subliminally conditioned into buying coffee or indeed Nissan when they once again heard "Run On". On April 20th 2000, the final, unlicensed track fell: a scrappy little splodge of sound they'd never expected to sell called "7", flogged off to a British indie production company.
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Joe Mac said:
John Mayer is the latest in a long line of technically proficient musicians who is incapable of writing songs. It’s dull as dishwater. I give no kudos for proficiency without songs to back it up because it renders the proficiency hopelessly irrelevant. I have much more time for more limited musicians who write great songs...
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So I don’t like Moby “Play”, but I actually enjoy this John Mayer album quite a bit! There’s some really sexy songs on Continuum - I Don’t Trust Myself & Vulture - his falsetto and the thick, breezy grooves on those songs are so sexy!

Waiting On A World To Change is such a unique song for me. It sounds like a lullaby at the start with those twinkle-y pianos and John’s passionate vocals with the funky beat just evoke this cartoonish, happy, cinematic imagery! There’s something really innocent, carefree and sweet about the tone of this track. Its like he’s distracting the kids and the parents, telling them that everything will be OK. But behind doors, behind this lullaby, cartoonish, innocent hopeful song, there’s just so much darkness and messed up shit going on. I don’t know. I really like Waiting On A World To Change in that sense.

I need to listen to this John Mayer album more to digest it, but so far, I’ve enjoyed it! The production is clean but is layered really nicely and I think the breezy sound/tone of this album works, and John Mayer’s sexy vocals are a nice touch too! The song “Belief” is so tight rhythmically and the track is dreamy and velvety, yet has such a sharp, focused groove! I love it!

I’m definitely in for this pick, but totally understand why some people think this is a terrible Essentials pick! Like this is mainstream but I can see also why people, such as yourself Joe, would find this really bland. Music like this I find bland, but these tracks from John Mayer on this album just sound more ahead and innovative!
 
Ethos99 said:
Change the 800 or 2200 number to any number, like 592. It changes size to whatever you use up to whatever the max is i.e. 11388 did not work.
Edit: I see where you mentioned the size script earlier.
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We're onto them Ethos.

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NathanRicaud said:
So I don’t like Moby “Play”, but I actually enjoy this John Mayer album quite a bit! There’s some really sexy songs on Continuum - I Don’t Trust Myself & Vulture - his falsetto and the thick, breezy grooves on those songs are so sexy!

Waiting On A World To Change is such a unique song for me. It sounds like a lullaby at the start with those twinkle-y pianos and John’s passionate vocals with the funky beat just evoke this cartoonish, happy, cinematic imagery! There’s something really innocent, carefree and sweet about the tone of this track. Its like he’s distracting the kids and the parents, telling them that everything will be OK. But behind doors, behind this lullaby, cartoonish, innocent hopeful song, there’s just so much darkness and messed up shit going on. I don’t know. I really like Waiting On A World To Change in that sense.

I need to listen to this John Mayer album more to digest it, but so far, I’ve enjoyed it! The production is clean but is layered really nicely and I think the breezy sound/tone of this album works, and John Mayer’s sexy vocals are a nice touch too! The song “Belief” is so tight rhythmically and the track is dreamy and velvety, yet has such a sharp, focused groove! I love it!

I’m definitely in for this pick, but totally understand why some people think this is a terrible Essentials pick! Like this is mainstream but I can see also why people, such as yourself Joe, would find this really bland. Music like this I find bland, but these tracks from John Mayer on this album just sound more ahead and innovative!
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Fair enough if you enjoy it. I’m not a VMP subscriber so it’s not really an issue, I just like to laugh at these ridiculous people when they make ridiculous decisions 😂
 
NathanRicaud said:
So I don’t like Moby “Play”, but I actually enjoy this John Mayer album quite a bit! There’s some really sexy songs on Continuum - I Don’t Trust Myself & Vulture - his falsetto and the thick, breezy grooves on those songs are so sexy!

Waiting On A World To Change is such a unique song for me. It sounds like a lullaby at the start with those twinkle-y pianos and John’s passionate vocals with the funky beat just evoke this cartoonish, happy, cinematic imagery! There’s something really innocent, carefree and sweet about the tone of this track. Its like he’s distracting the kids and the parents, telling them that everything will be OK. But behind doors, behind this lullaby, cartoonish, innocent hopeful song, there’s just so much darkness and messed up shit going on. I don’t know. I really like Waiting On A World To Change in that sense.

I need to listen to this John Mayer album more to digest it, but so far, I’ve enjoyed it! The production is clean but is layered really nicely and I think the breezy sound/tone of this album works, and John Mayer’s sexy vocals are a nice touch too! The song “Belief” is so tight rhythmically and the track is dreamy and velvety, yet has such a sharp, focused groove! I love it!

I’m definitely in for this pick, but totally understand why some people think this is a terrible Essentials pick! Like this is mainstream but I can see also why people, such as yourself Joe, would find this really bland. Music like this I find bland, but these tracks from John Mayer on this album just sound more ahead and innovative!
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I was into this style of music back in the day, a style I associate with John Meyer and Maroon 5. And I think my tastes run slightly more “mainstream” than a good chunk of this forum.

But I don’t want this album. I don’t have any nostalgia wrapped up in it like I do with his more poppy album. With vinyl, I really aim for the “all killer” albums because I want to play them straight through. I feel like i would have my fill after just one song off of this and be ready for something else.
 
So I went back and listened to Continuum for the first time in a long time. I’ll be a pass. Lol.

Essentials is currently my main sub. But I don’t see any way to change that right now. The only sub I’m 100% in for this month is Prince Paul. I’m not a big piano jazz guy but all the love McCoy is getting is giving me some FOMO slash go out on a limb feels.

mainly what I’m asking is can I change my Primary Track when the titles are announced?
 
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