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I’d ordinarily agree but the fact that it is just so bland and kinda exemplifies a world view that might be kinda acceptable in the hue of dystopian cynicism just isn’t in the widescreen Technicolor celebration it’s given. Plus the song Hotel California genuinely disturbed me as a young child.

Fuck the eagles and the pendulum can never swing too far away from this turd burger of a band.
You couldn’t sense my sarcasm? Eagles pile ons are the best to read
 
You couldn’t sense my sarcasm? Eagles pile ons are the best to read

I can second time around. In my defense I’m eating wings and drinking beer at the same time.

It is good beer and these are nice wings too!

Plus an eagles pile on is just good fun, I don’t want to restrain myself ever lol!
 
No worries, I am on a very important zoom meeting. I just have to just stop giggling at all the comments or people will think I am having a breakdown
Meh… I’m pretty sure all my coworkers are convinced I have had one and playing the Eagles when I get to work will only cement this for them.

Probably not, given their baffling musical taste, those younguns probably like the Eagles more than the Beatles.
 
I’d ordinarily agree but the fact that it is just so bland and kinda exemplifies a world view that might be kinda acceptable in the hue of dystopian cynicism just isn’t in the widescreen Technicolor celebration it’s given. Plus the song Hotel California genuinely disturbed me as a young child.

Fuck the eagles and the pendulum can never swing too far away from this turd burger of a band.
They just aren't worth the hate. it's like hating the color sienna. They are basic, neutral, white bread. Their popularity is confounding but their music is completely okay.
 
They just aren't worth the hate. it's like hating the color sienna. They are basic, neutral, white bread. Their popularity is confounding but their music is completely okay.

I dunno hating on Glen Frey, Joe whatshisname, the dickhead singing drummer and the other guy seems perfectly rational to me…

They’re totally also the colour skidmark on once white grundies brown.
 
Which one of them liked to have underaged coke parties and then blame his guitar tech when one overdosed?
Yeah, I have no idea and I am not gonna defend rock musicians for being dirtbags but it’s a pretty slippery slope when you start looking at rock stars, drugs, and underage groupies as a whole.
 
I think you are saying The Eagles are the color of shit stained underwear but I could be wrong it’s still early here and I perhaps need more coffee.
I want to make a joke but I’m fairly certain it results in @Colonel_Angus coming in and making a joke meant to shame me.
 
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