Pre-Order Thread

[TrainFan73]

I love JT but Man of the Woods was a train wreck. I still love the bass line to Filthy though.

Edited for the pedant.

 

[Indymisanthrope]

In/of/with/on does it make one bit of difference?

Man [Preposition] the Woods

 

[TenderLovingKiller®]

Filthy.

Is that the name of a song or just a description of my take?

 

[TrainFan73]

Whats stranger to me is all this Taylor Swift hype thats been enduring for 15 years now or something. I try and try and try and understand what’s supposed to be amazing about the music and I still can't see it as anything other than some brainwash scheme drawn up by none other than Mugatu.

I imagine this all ends with Swifties being mobilized to wicked ends with a code word that brings a swift end to democracy as we know it and Taylor Swift will sit crowned and adorned on a mound of 400 million American skulls.

I agreed with you until 1989.

 

[Melt Face Molly Drop]

I agreed with you until 1989.

 

[Indymisanthrope]

Edited for the pedant.

Really though my point wasn’t pedantry, it was agreement. If it was a well remembered/regarded/liked album, no one would be making even that tiny mistake.

 

[TrainFan73]

Until it’s someone saying “one in the same” instead of one and the same

It’ll be funny when the 10 year anniversary edition is entitled Man in the Woods.

 

[Indymisanthrope]

I agreed with you until 1989.

That tracks. That’s when Ryan Adams finally legitimized her.

 

[TrainFan73]

Man [Preposition] the Woods

Man lost in the woods. Man under the woods. Man asking where to find the woods. IT’S ALL THE FUCKING SAME SHITTY ALBUM.

 

[Melt Face Molly Drop]

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Me opening up the deluxe edition only to be incredibly disappointed by the napkin

 

[TrainFan73]

That tracks. That’s when Ryan Adams finally legitimized her.

Don’t make me feel like an asshole for discovering her through that asshat!

 

[TrainFan73]

Me opening up the deluxe edition only to be incredibly disappointed by the napkin

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Is that cover suggesting that he parachutes wearing loafers?

 

[TrainFan73]

Is that the name of a song or just a description of my take?

According to you, the world will never know.

 

[TrainFan73]

WHEN @scotthilk PULLS THE JT CARD TONIGHT YOU BEST ALL LEAVE MAN OR THE WOODS FOR ME TO SPIN DAMMIT!!!

 

[Melt Face Molly Drop]

WHEN @scotthilk PULLS THE JT CARD TONIGHT YOU BEST ALL LEAVE MAN OR THE WOODS FOR ME TO SPIN DAMMIT!!!

It’s Man on the Woods. Like man on the moon. JT is a lumberjack astronaut. An astrojack. Or lumbernaut.

 

[TrainFan73]

It’s Man on the Woods. Like man on the moon. JT is a lumberjack astronaut. An astrojack. Or lumbernaut.

I looked it up it’s Man Vs. the Woods. Turns out JT has been Adam Richman all along.

 

[Twentytwo]

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[Wicked Dreamer]

I don’t know if many people could name a single track on Man In The Woods.

Dirrty, Afternoon Winter Bop, Say Nothing, Minnesota, Gravy, Lower Lower, Plaid…

Those are the actual song titles right? I’ll admit, I haven’t heard Man to the Woods in almost 6 years so idk.

 

[TenderLovingKiller®]

I looked it up it’s Man Vs. the Woods. Turns out JT has been Adam Richman all along.

I think that's a survivalist reality television show that comes on TLC after the 12 other shows about fishing, living, or digging for precious minerals in the Alaskan wilderness.

I will need to run it by my father-in-law to confirm, it might be on the History Channel instead.

 

[tvham]

I agreed with you until 1989.

1989 was my entry to her but she really got me with the two pandemic albums. I've since gone back through her catalog and am officially a full blown Swifty