BjorgenFjorgen
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Haha unbelievable. Fuck Foligno for arguing that that wasn't a trip lol
NHL Thread Because There Isn't An NHL Thread
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BjorgenFjorgen
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Insane
Ginormousthumbs
Go on, geezer.
A few more inches on Matthews ‘stache and he’ll be kidnapping Penelope Pitstop and tying her to the railroad tracks.
Ginormousthumbs
Go on, geezer.
If I was a reporter I wouldn’t even show up for a Torts presser. 
Mather
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Luckily it's all done by Zoom now so... They don't have to be in the room with him.If I was a reporter I wouldn’t even show up for a Torts presser.
Ginormousthumbs
Go on, geezer.
I mean I get where he’s coming from. At this point in time, most of them ask cliche questions and pretty much answer themselves. You’re not going to get anything fresh from him.
BjorgenFjorgen
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No sports reporter has ever asked an interesting question, ever. There's no point asking any of them anything. Torts is just more blunt about the inanity of the clichés.
BattleFlag
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Ahem........
*deep breath*
YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LET’S FREAKING GO CANUCKS!!!!!
Man, that was a tense one. Really proud of the team for picking up Markstrom after he gave up some bad angle goals.
*deep breath*
YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LET’S FREAKING GO CANUCKS!!!!!
Man, that was a tense one. Really proud of the team for picking up Markstrom after he gave up some bad angle goals.
sahomerrocks
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How is the NHL going to decide if the Pens or the Oilers get the #1 pick this year?
Hollywood
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Coin toss?
Corycm
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Determined by:
a regular period,
followed by a full period of 3-on-3,
we sacrifice a couple goats,
the LWs meet a center ice for a dance-off,
[lunch break]
coach yoga,
a shootout,
goalie bowling,
third-line musical chairs,
another period of 3-on-3, but with no sticks,
the swimsuit competition,
trainers present their written essays,
[free zamboni rides]
the traditional Roenick piñata,
then they draw a name out of the shoe used to beat Mike Milbury for the winner.
sahomerrocks
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You forgot the most important factor. Race to who gets to threaten to move the team first.
BjorgenFjorgen
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Yeah McDavid has only just entered his prime while Crosby has already left his. Plus no one in their right mind would believe Edmonton would actually ever move. It's Pittsburgh 100%.
Turbo
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Ginormousthumbs
Go on, geezer.
If we are using the team might move calculation then Florida should get the #1 pick.
Ginormousthumbs
Go on, geezer.
Ginormousthumbs
Go on, geezer.
Not sure if anyone saw this but good on Seattle.
Ginormousthumbs
Go on, geezer.
I’m assuming since everyone has a record collection that some of you have hockey stuff such as sweaters and memorabilia?