A Drunken Thread For When You're A Drunken

[Delta Don]

let’s do the do bay bay

 

[Tyr]

I’m not “A drunken” but I came here to say that dry January has been cancelled.

Akashi Ume liquor, brandy, plum wine, five spice bitters. Delish!

 

[Tyr]

Fuck you yankee blue jeans (10pts if you get the reference)

Shoenauer Apfel, chrysanthemum syrup, lemon, and scotch. Let’s goooooooo!

 

[sarcasticfairyprincess]

HELLOOOOO I am bringing this thread back from the grave

 

[Delta Don]

HELLOOOOO I am bringing this thread back from the grave

 

[sarcasticfairyprincess]

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always

 

[Mather]

I've had 4 beer and 2 vodka and I feel completely sober and I am not happy about this state of affairs.

EDIT: Make that 3 vodka now, no noticeable change to non drunk state. Apparently not in the cards this evening...

 

[trickyseven]

I've had 4 beer and 2 vodka and I feel completely sober and I am not happy about this state of affairs.

EDIT: Make that 3 vodka now, no noticeable change to non drunk state. Apparently not in the cards this evening...

Did NightMather replace all the vodka with water?

 

[Mather]

Did NightMather replace all the vodka with water?

This is an astute suggestion. Anything is possible.. I'm going to have to look into it.

 

[sarcasticfairyprincess]

There is a fine line between "drunk and happy" and "puking" and I love to toe that line

 

[Joe Mac]

I've had 4 beer and 2 vodka and I feel completely sober and I am not happy about this state of affairs.

EDIT: Make that 3 vodka now, no noticeable change to non drunk state. Apparently not in the cards this evening...

I hate those nights. Likely you still had a hangover....

 

[Mather]

I hate those nights. Likely you still had a hangover....

Yuuuup.

 

[tvham]

Yuuuup.

Present

 

[GritNGlitter]

Had fancy champagne and respectable not-technically-champs bubbles tonight. 'Sgood.

 

[sarcasticfairyprincess]

Why do I drink wine it always makes me have an emotional breakdown lmao

 

[Dtknuckles]

It’s been a while but I got into the rose (that has been in the fridge since Christmas) after a six pack. A love supreme is on the tt!

 

[Dtknuckles]

Why do I drink wine it always makes me have an emotional breakdown lmao

That is what wine is for.

 

[sarcasticfairyprincess]

I drank an entire bottle of wine in like an hour and I feel oblivion now ayy

 

[haydee]

I drank an entire bottle of wine in like an hour and I feel oblivion now ayy

I'm like 99% sure this is what wine was created for.

If you don't have any wine, it turns out that high ABV beer can accomplish the same thing, in a pinch.

 

[Tyr]

I am wine tipsy and I will hug everyone