5th Annual N&G 31 Days* of Halloween (2023)

Went through a big Troma phase a couple decades back, but never saw this one. I should remedy that!
It's free on Plex (with ads). Looks like it's also on Troma's own stream site Troma NOW. (I'll be doing a trial of that soonish to catch a few things they have exclusively, e.g., Alice Maio Mackay's The Serpent's Nest.)

Funnily enough, the Plex version is listed as having an R rating, but the length matches the unrated version on Troma NOW. What we watched was definitely more than R. My favorite ad placement involved a camera pan down to a crotch that cut to ad that started with a bold headline "Welcome to the sweet spot." I'm sure advertisers would love knowing they're being shown during an unrated sleazefest.
 
HoopTober called for more Craven, so I picked one I haven't seen with Vampire in Brooklyn.

For such a stacked cast and crew, I found this to be an unfortunate case study in tonal dissonance. One that pales in comparison to the memorable stylings of Def by Temptation, Bones, or Ganja + Hess.

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Finally able to fill in another Hammer horror gap with Curse of the Werewolf being added to Peacock. I generally enjoy Terence Fisher movies, but this one's just okay. Suffers from some pacing issues, but delivers plenty of the Hammer hallmarks one would expect.

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10. When a Stranger Calls 💀 💀 💀 🦴
The lead is Lillian from Kimmy Schmidt! I'm sure she's done more than that but I don't know much of her work but her voice is super recognizable. I thought this was good! Supposedly this was the inspiration for Scream. I thought it was interesting that they show you who the killer is pretty early on in the movie. I suppose it's to build his character so you get to know who he is and how terrifying he is. It totally works though. I thought it was pretty suspenseful with a really good ending sequence.
 
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10. When a Stranger Calls 💀 💀 💀 🦴
The lead is Lillian from Kimmy Schmidt! I'm sure she's done more than that but I don't know much of her work but her voice is super recognizable. I thought this was good! Supposedly this was the inspiration for Scream. I thought it was interesting that they show you who the killer is pretty early on in the movie. I suppose it's to build his character so you get to know who he is and how terrifying he is. It totally works though. I thought it was pretty suspenseful with a really good ending sequence.
Saw this one recently too! Really tense. The sequel just got added to Criterion Channel, and I'm seeing a lot of really good reviews for that too. (Also on Tubi/Freevee/Pluto.) Might have to give that an unplanned stream.
 
Saw this one recently too! Really tense. The sequel just got added to Criterion Channel, and I'm seeing a lot of really good reviews for that too. (Also on Tubi/Freevee/Pluto.) Might have to give that an unplanned stream.
Also just looked this up after I watched this movie too. Also added to my list!
 
I finally watched something! It was fucking terrible, but I watched something!

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From an objective standpoint, I'm sure it's nowhere near the worst film in the franchise, but I definitely haven't hated watching any of the others as much as I hated watching this one! I didn't have high expectations, but even the low ones I had may have been falsely tempered by trusting someone else's judgment without taking a minute to remind myself that said person has shown bad judgment on many more occasions than just this. Everything about this was so unnecessary and uninteresting. I can appreciate Jackie Earle Haley's trying to bring something different to the table than Robert Englund but his Krueger had absolutely nothing going for him. It's awesome they had Clancy Brown in the cast, but would have been nicer if they actually did anything with him! I haven't been this pissed off watching a movie since Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.

On the plus side, the month can only get better from here!
 
My Spooky Season theme of the day was "Babies." Not my favorite horror subject, but it can be done well!

After weighing several options, I ended up realizing I already had The Devil Within Her (aka I Don't Want To Be Born) set aside to watch before my ScreenPix channel promo on Prime ends.

For a movie with fewer than 1.5k logs on Letterboxd, it's surprisingly decent. Very simplistic, yes, but amusing nonetheless. I mean, it opens with the delivery room doctor (Donald Pleasence) blurting, "This one doesn't want to be born," so I got a good chuckle right off the bat.

We soon find out that the mother, Lucy (Joan Collins), was a performer at a strip club who rejected the advances of a co-performer with dwarfism who then angrily cursed her firstborn to be possessed by the devil.

After returning home with babe in tow, things take a worrisome turn as the infant violently attacks the mother offscreen, drawing first blood. Bodies begin piling up with the baby always suspiciously near. Will anyone believe Lucy that something is not quite right with her child before it's too late?

Perhaps of note, this movie released the year after Larry Cohen's It's Alive which I've yet to see due to its absence from streaming subs but I imagine the similar topic matter and visuals (killer babies, covered strollers, etc.) may have something to do with this one flying under the radar.

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11. Bordello of Blood 💀 💀 💀
Watched another offering from Tales From the Crypt. It's a sleazy vampire horror written by Bob Gale & Robert Zemeckis (Yes of Back to the Future fame). I think it was written to be purposely cheesy - the jokes are super bad. Somehow it ends up being kind of funny anyways. There's a scene that's totally a rip off of From Dawn Till Dusk btw.

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12. When A Stranger Calls Back 💀 💀 🦴
It's a pretty good name for a sequel but inaccurate. The movie has a fantastic beginning, like it learned what made the original good and made it better. Then when the second act comes around where they show you the "killer" (Killer in quotes... they don't reveal that he actually kills anyone in this movie), it completely falls apart. It gets really weird and not good weird - like WTF weird...
 
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I specifically wanted to go with something somewhat random that I'd never heard of for tonight and settled on this one, sight unseen other than the poster (Prime didn't have a trailer for it). Vampires and war seemed like it would be enjoyable enough, and the description was in French, which had me intrigued. It was very enjoyable indeed, though nothing like I expected. Part vampire movie, part war movie, part whimsical queer romance with a very low budget and some very questionable acting. Despite many shortcomings, I generally had a good time of it. Not something I'd go out of my way to watch again but I'm glad I watched it tonight.
 
My Spooky Season theme of the day was 1920's, so I popped on over to Criterion Channel for The Phantom Carriage.

The last person to die before the stroke of midnight on New Years Eve must take up the mantle of death and reap all dying souls for the following year.

This Swedish silent film is an incredible cinematic artifact with some great existential horror. It's somewhat parable-esque (reminiscent of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol) in its telling of a middle-aged vagrant's spiritual redemption after a close brush with death. To achieve its haunting, ghostly imagery, many scenes feature a painstaking transposition of visuals. It's quite impressive and effective!

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I'm not happy with how much of a thread lurker I've become... I've been obscenely busy with life, work, classes, etc. and just haven't had much time to post lately. I've also watched a pretty pitiful amount compared to previous years, but now that it's actually October, that's starting to pick up a bit. For right now, I'll just recap what I watched in September. Fair warning, this will probably spread out across a few posts...

MOVIE #1
Son of Dracula (1943)
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Starting the season off by picking something from the Universal Monsters canon I hadn't seen before. Definitely not the best thing the studio ever put out, but it's enjoyable enough. Lon Chaney Jr. brings a very different energy to the role of Dracula than Lugosi did, in a way that sometimes works and sometimes doesn't. He gets the job done though, and I love some of the glorious 1940s special effects like the bats.
Rating: 💀💀💀🦴

MOVIE #2
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
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Can't believe I'd never seen this before now. People infamously remember the first film as being more graphic and gory than it actually is due to how intense and uncomfortable the tone is. In reality, there's very little actual bloodshed on screen; a major contrast to this sequel, which is a gleefully violent dark comedy that revels in crossing the boundaries of good taste. In other words, it's a fantastic 80s slasher flick, but definitely can feel somewhat inappropriate as a sequel to the original 1974 masterpiece. It comes off as Tobe Hooper satirizing his own work, and the scary factor is way toned down in favor of shock value. That said, it's probably something everyone should see once just for the experience, because it's nothing if not entertaining.
Rating: 💀💀💀💀

MOVIE #3
Werewolves on Wheels (1971)
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Maybe one of the best movie titles of all time? Unfortunately the film it belongs to doesn't quite live up to the promise, but it's also not bad. Okay, it probably is quite bad, but if you like trashy early 70s grindhouse biker pictures (which I apparently do), it's a must-see. Plus the werewolf action, for what little there is, is surprisingly decent.
Rating: 💀💀💀🦴

MOVIE #4
Mama (2013)
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A movie produced by Guillermo del Toro that he should have just directed himself. It isn't terrible, but this premise could have been done a lot better, and the ending is awful. It completely conflicts with the last 90 minutes you were just shown and leaves me scratching my head as to what I'm supposed to take away from it, what it says about the rest of the story, etc. Maybe I'm thinking about it too much. Either way, the scene where Jessica Chastain hears Mama singing through the vent is some successfully creepy shit; it scared the hell out of me when I saw this in the theater. Rewatching it again, I have no idea why, but it still kind of gives me the chills, so props to the filmmakers for that if nothing else.
Rating: 💀💀💀
 
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13. Mr Vampire 💀💀💀💀
Been on an 80's Hong Kong movies kick this year so this fits into that and this perfectly. I loved this, it has a bit of everything including comedy, horror, romance, and martial arts. Cool Chinese vampires / ghosts folklore.
 
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13. Mr Vampire 💀💀💀💀
Been on an 80's Hong Kong movies kick this year so this fits into that and this perfectly. I loved this, it has a bit of everything including comedy, horror, romance, and martial arts. Cool Chinese vampires / ghosts folklore.
You better believe this is on my Criterion Channel watch list.
 
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