Radio rock stalwarts The Killers apologized to fans yesterday morning after realizing that they missed an obvious, optimal rhyme in their legendary song “Mr. Brightside.”
Local father Ron Merchant bought his daughter a record player so that the family’s hundreds of old vinyl albums would become her problem in a matter of years.
Hold your breath, make a wish
Count to three
Come with me and you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look and you'll see
Into Your Imagination
A disheveled sea captain enthralled patrons of the Drunken Algae Tavern last night, telling a harrowing tale of the time he was the electric mandolin player for The Decemberists