Oh wow, this new Nina Simone Pastel Blues Acoustic Sounds pressing is fantastic. I'm ecstatic to have a AAA pressing of this that didn't cost me $100+. Well done Kassem. This is awesome.
Extraordinary failure to understand how elections function, hastily thrown together with spelling errors (“ballet” for “ballot”), inadmissible hearsay within hearsay, sued the wrong person, when the ruling was appealed the next court kicked the filing back as “defective.”
I DRINK THIS MILKSHAKE
I spent all day today searching stores for the correct size pipe nipple.
Line starts on the left, please wait your turn and then leave your prospective punchline in the basket.
Currently 24 C (75 F) in Toronto. That's 20 degrees Celsius (35F) hotter than normal. The right side of my brain is eating an ice cream cone while running through a field of daisies. The left side of my brain is VERRRRRRY CONCERNED.
I would like to hereby formally name my hangover today. It's name my friends, is Donald. And this beer that I'm about to open, that will vanquish said hangover, is named Joe. Which will then quickly be followed in short order by an amber ale I have named Kamala. I'm planning on having a lot of Joe and Kamalas today.
@livinsmall mentioned this below as well... Sweet mother of God this is the funniest thing I've seen in... ever. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Just read this article, and Patton Oswalts twitter comment at the end.
Whenever you get down, just remember that at least you're not the secret service agents that have to protect this bloated pussbag and his shit for brains kids for the rest of their natural life, because I mean woof, THOSE fuckers have it rough.
Canada would like to formally congratulate you on evicting the family of Grifters, Snake Oil Salesmen and Carnies who you somehow allowed into your White House four years ago. We hope you learned something from this experience.
Signed your loving but frequently disappointed neighbor,
Canada