Pre-Order Thread

For that price, I actually hope you're very happy.
Holy fuck.

LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR CAPTAIN ANGRY PANTS

WHAT IN THE NAME OF GODS DICK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE. THAT SHIT IS MADE WITH RECYCLED OLD VINYL AND PRESSED AT FUCKING TMR WHO ARE ONLY A STEP ABOVE GZ IN TERMS OF BEING ACTUALLY ABLE TO PRESS LISTENABLE VINYL. THAT SHIT IS GOING TO SOUND LIKE PAINTED ASS. FUCK THAT NOISE

MATHER OUT
 
WHAT IN THE NAME OF GODS DICK
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Holy fuck.

LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR CAPTAIN ANGRY PANTS

WHAT IN THE NAME OF GODS DICK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE. THAT SHIT IS MADE WITH RECYCLED OLD VINYL AND PRESSED AT FUCKING TMR WHO ARE ONLY A STEP ABOVE GZ IN TERMS OF BEING ACTUALLY ABLE TO PRESS LISTENABLE VINYL. THAT SHIT IS GOING TO SOUND LIKE PAINTED ASS. FUCK THAT NOISE

MATHER OUT
Wait I'm not done.

SIXTY DOLLARS WAS ALREADY BAD ENOUGH FOR THIS SHIT BUT THEN SOMEONE GOES AND SPENDS FUCKING 2 Gs ON THIS?? THAT PERSON SHOULD BE STERILIZED AND THEN HAVE THEIR POCKETS STUFFED WITH RAW MEAT AND BE SET LOOSE IN AN IRRADIATED HONEY BADGER PEN.
 
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Wait I'm not done.

SIXTY DOLLARS WAS ALREADY BAD ENOUGH FOR THIS SHIT BUT THEN SOMEONE GOES AND SPENDS FUCKING 2 Gs ON THIS?? THAT PERSON SHOULD BE STERILIZED AND THEN HAVE THEIR POCKETS STUFFED WITH RAW MEAT AND SET LOOSE IN AN IRRADIATED HONEY BADGER PEN.
AND THEN WHAT'S LEFT OF THEM SHOULD BE COOKED INTO A CASSEROLE AND FED TO THE FLIPPER WHO SOLD IT IN THE FIRST PLACE AND THEN THEY SHOULD BOTH BE PUT INTO A ROCKET AND FIRED DIRECTLY INTO THE SIDE OF A DAM THAT IS PRECARIOUSLY POSITIONED SLIGHTLY UPSTREAM OF TMR's HEAD OFFICE.
 
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So, how did the honey badgers get irradiated? Is this a service you can request? Do they come pre-irradiated or is that something you have to do later.

Also confused on why the person has to be sterilized first. Is there a large delay between sterilization and being placed in the badger pen?
Inquiring minds want to know
 
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