Vinyl Me Please (store, exclusives, swaps, etc)

Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
Hey, I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
(Yeah he's cooler online)
Hey, I'm cooler online
(oh, yeah he's cooler online)
yeah, I'm sitting online
Hey, I'm so much cooler online
(Yeah he's cooler, yeah)
Oh yeah
When the Paisley record came out I worked on a playlist of best songs of the year with a couple of other people. One of them snuck a couple of Paisley songs on to the list at one point, and me and the non Paisley fan just evicirated the songs. They were so SO bad.

Anyway, this is a great example of why when I read the news of who is now in charge of all of the VMP selections that I was like, "Cool, cool cool, glad I don't have an active account."
Hold up, not all country lyrics are terrible. For instance...

My dinner's on fire while she watches TV
And if you've ever wondered what it's like to be me
She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
Yells at my buddies and insults my folks
I'm breakin' my back doin' the best that I can
She's got time for the dog and none for her man
And I'm no dope, but I can't cope
So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope

You can piss up a rope
And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin'
Pack your bag, I don't need the ag
On your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin'
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
And I can't cope piss up a rope
 
Hold up, not all country lyrics are terrible. For instance...

My dinner's on fire while she watches TV
And if you've ever wondered what it's like to be me
She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
Yells at my buddies and insults my folks
I'm breakin' my back doin' the best that I can
She's got time for the dog and none for her man
And I'm no dope, but I can't cope
So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope

You can piss up a rope
And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin'
Pack your bag, I don't need the ag
On your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin'
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
And I can't cope piss up a rope
From the great Bro Country Duo Dean & Gene.
 
I'm not making any friends on the discord :rolleyes:
Lol I saw that. I’m really happy with VMP but not looking to be a defender. My policy is shoot your shot with CS and they usually say yes. Not sure why you got shot down…or why others are piling on.
 
Lol I saw that. I’m really happy with VMP but not looking to be a defender. My policy is shoot your shot with CS and they usually say yes. Not sure why you got shot down…or why others are piling on.

Yeah, I've squeaked my wheels on reddit, discord and to CS. So I'm done for now but I meant it when I told them my membership will be cancelled when it expires until sweet rewards pop up.
The defense is weird like VMP is a non-profit or some sort of great and magical artist changing the world. People need to learn that companies aren't your friend.

@yukbon yah link is on the reddit or twitter I think?
 
Reddit is so goddamn weird.
Like, 8/10 you criticize VMP you're going to catch shit. Then miraculously some people will agree the other 2/10.

Don't you dare tell them that you can get a cheaper version of something elsewhere if you're okay with no fancy colours though.
I've take the downvotes as a badge of honor as I know I've definitely struck a nerve with the VMP Stans there.
 
The Tony Kinsey Quintet - Play A "Jazz At The Flamingo" Session (Decca, 1957 First Mono Pressing)

Some fantastic British jazz that was the first session to feature the saxophonist Joe Harriot (outside of a big band group). Killer stuff.

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2 things.

I wonder what the damage will be for Fiona tomorrow.

Someone just messaged me on discogs for Dreamer Boy "Love Nostalgia" vmp and it is pricey now. Don't know when that happened.
 
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