A Drunken Thread For When You're A Drunken

TomwAits is one of the greatetst songwiruters of all time and he should be treated as such. Anyone readiing g to this put on some Tom Waits.,'
I remember my roommates serenading my drunk ass with some made up song in Tom Waits' raspy voice as my bourbon-filled body wrecked the bathroom. And by wrecking I mean trashing the place in a non-biological way. Just breaking shit left and right as I stumbled around grasping at the towel rack and pulling it off the wall or pulling down the shower curtain trying to keep my balance. Folks, just don't drink a bottle by yourselves and light a blunt after that thinking you'll power through that experience and end up sober as a Prussian nobleman.
 
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