Needles & Grooves

Clean up your husk for gods sake; you’re in double-A now.

I'm gunna use it to drive in carpool lanes.

you expect me to believe that you leave the house now? Shyeah.

Late-night alcohol intake is directly proportional to unknown records in the collection.

[casually pushes email receipt for another record time-stamped 20 minutes ago under the bed with my toe]

Nothing to see here. Move along.

Does that come before or after the "spend forever looking through your collection for a record you SWEAR you have, only to realize you never actually bought it" step?

That one is THE WORST and it only gets more irritating the more records you own.

Welcome to The Club.

Multiple Kiss albums. I thought I had 2, maybe 3. 8!! Even Music From The Elder!

@Murfocakes This is irrationally hilarious to me right now.