Needles & Grooves

Actually until 1993 all Steely Dan albums were entirely pressed from virgin candy canes. And a ton of coke.

I mean I could melt actual garbage onto a Steely Dan record. It's still garbage. However I'll allow that in this case it's USEFUL garbage. But that's as far as I'm willing to go.

Huh. Vinyl nerds complaining about a format's inconvenience. That's a new one.

- Signed, someone who presently has pieces of a small candy cane in his mouth.

Candy cane shank season.

The absolute worst is delicious creamy/soft/fudgy desserts that are absolutely ruined by hard crunchy chunks of peppermint trash

Crushed up candy canes go on top of peppermint bark, therefore, good candy.

I would posit that crushed up candycanes can no longer be defined as a candycane in their true form and are now nothing more than an ingredient in a new and better confection.
I stand by my original statement.

There are worse candies

Don't disagree, they would also be garbage. There are also better candies that would run the gamut from less garbage all the way to orgasmically awesome.

You clearly haven’t had sweettarts candy canes.

Non mint candy canes are not applicable to this status update. This is strictly old school grandmas giant bowl of stuck together mint monstrosities.

Candy cane hanging over the rim into a mug of hot chocolate is

-garnish.

That’s what peppermint schnapps are for

@Corycm Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker

You guys are speaking my language.

No NightMather’s allowed

He's gunna see this later tonight and he's gunna have opinions

I said what I said. He is welcome to as many candy canes as he’d like.

No. You prove your statement.