Needles & Grooves

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HAPPY BIR- hayyy WAIT a second here.... the website doesn't SAY it's your birthday.... how am I to know if it's ACTUALLY your birthday or if you're just one of those birthday grifters we always hear about who just saunters around claiming birthday wishes left and right willy nilly like some sort of addict with no concern for PROPER DECENCY AND ANOTHER THING- dear sweet lord I need a coffee what were we talking about?

Newman used up all the happy birthdays, so you get a Happy Arbor Day we had leftover.

Shameless plug j/k Happy Born Day

HAPPY






the remainder of your greeting is on indefinite hold until doubt of said day belonging to you can be proven otherwise

Happy birthday, handsome!

Birthday twins!

OH HEY LOOK @Mather, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER WISE GUY

JESUS CRIMINY ANGUS THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE WOODWORK! This is what happens when you let one go... the signal goes up and before you know it you're completely overrun with BIRTHDAY SWINDLERS.

CLEATUS, JEBEDIAH! FETCH THE G'ALL DURN PITCHFORKS! WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A GIN-U WINE IN-FES-TATION!

I need proof any of you were actually born and not harvested off the vine from the nerd ranch and vineyards located outside Watseka, IL.

Happy birthday both!

big birtha

[uploading copy of birth certificate]

Happy BDay!

Buncha Limbaugh’s in here! Don’t worry @livinsmall, I believe you.

Happy Birthday, hun!!!

habby p!