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Dead C
Dead C
Has he ever seen the Point? It doesn't exactly answer that question, but it's a full movie and he'll probably forget the question midway through.
Phaneronic
Phaneronic
Pointy things put a lot of force onto an itty bitty contact point. I can't think of a good simile though.
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Melt Face Molly Drop
Melt Face Molly Drop
Thought this read a pretty at first, which would be an equally difficult question to answer.
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marshall
marshall
Ask him where left of north is.
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folsom_lives
folsom_lives
My kid once asked how we know plants are alive if they don’t have eyes or feet. Bro I don’t know.
debianlinux
debianlinux
@folsom_lives this is 1st grade education. Plants require water, air, and sunshine in order to grow. All living things require water and air at a minimum. I am getting schooled on this daily.
djdavedk
djdavedk
Sharpeners. ;)
Tys1
Tys1
@Dead C i have not heard of it, but a google search makes it seem worth a watch
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Dead C
Dead C
@Tys1 it's pretty great. Harry Nilsson made it. The original TV broadcast had Dustin Hoffman narrating, but most people have seen it with Ringo.

Blackalicious actually samples it on Blazing Arrow
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Sparkle Baby Diaper Lava
Sparkle Baby Diaper Lava
If you're in turn asked "What makes a sharpener sharp?", the appropriate answer would be "Sharpeners all the way down".
nolalady
nolalady
My kid asked me why water was wet. Yeah, I feel ya.
debianlinux
debianlinux
@nolalady surface tension. I know, you’re thinking NERD. But I straight give the answers and explain the answers. Shuts that shit down so quick. It’s actually the easy way out. You can always go Daddy Pig and say magic.
nolalady
nolalady
@debianlinux I told him it's because the molecules in liquids are arranged looser than in solids and that makes them flowy. And yes, flowy is a technical term.
Sparkle Baby Diaper Lava
Sparkle Baby Diaper Lava
For the water question...If your child is more of a tactile learner, may I suggest water-boarding? They'll get it soon enough. And if they don't, they'll lie to make it stop.
dansomeone
dansomeone
Knock knock
Who's there?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
Ahhh, never mind, it's pointless
Jmcg85
Jmcg85
Well my daughter asked me why the mirror in the store said "free standing mirror" on it but they are charging 4 euro. Never been so disappointed in my life 😭😂😂😂
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