Recent content by haydee

I like you a great deal and I think I'd be happy just to learn that I don't particularly bother you. How many bottles of wine is ~too many~ bottles of wine?

I'm "craft-beer" tipsy and I MUST hug everyone. Wait, it's Wednesday, during COVID-times? Great, sounds like I'll be spooning my dog again.

I'm like 99% sure this is what wine was created for. If you don't have any wine, it turns out that high ABV beer can accomplish the same thing, in a pinch.

MY PARENTS LIVE ON EVERGREEN DRIVE OMG OMG OMG

The eggpocalypse is upon us. Hippity hoppity Could you please just Fucking stoppity

I like this, I really do, but I'm not sure how it'll work. Qualified immunity is usually a defense against state or federal constitutional claims. I genuinely don't know if NYC can abrogate that on a municipal level.

Peep the cover of my dog's upcoming indie folk EP:

It becomes very cute, given enough time.

I am both. HTH.

In ~these uncertain times~ it is nice to have something you can count on. I take comfort in knowing that I will not want anything from Nook's.

Allow me to bestow my sole nugget of expertise, which I am certain is widely shared with every single person here and in any event will no doubt be useless: This is a bisque. That's it guys that's all I have see y'all in another 10 months or so.

These people have definitely held guns before. Many times. They've done at least ten of guns. EDIT: That's exactly how I hold a champagne flute what the fuck

Harry looks like he's trying to call me over into his garage so he can show me a rat he's trying to drown in a bucket.

I will probably never stop laughing at this.

I SAW that when I stopped by my brother's island. She and Tia were getting DOWN. Also, we have been laughing about this for like the entire month of April: What's with this guy? Also, I have a disease that I affectionately named "Wanderingoffinthemiddleofsomethingitis" before I was told...