Rip_City
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omg i miss u so muchThese are the most unfuckable lyrics I’ve ever read!
omg i miss u so muchThese are the most unfuckable lyrics I’ve ever read!
Check out these fantastic lyrics:These are the most unfuckable lyrics I’ve ever read!
Sounds like the lyrics to a Weird Al Jankovic Country ParodyCheck out these fantastic lyrics:
These days there's dudes getting facials
Manicured, waxed, and botoxed
With deep spray on tans and creamy, lotioney hands
You can't grip a tackle box
Yeah with all of these men lining up to get neutered
It's hip now to be feminized
But I don't highlight my hair
I've still got a pair
Yeah honey, I'm still a guy
My eyebrows ain't plucked
There's a gun in my truck
Oh thank God I'm still a guy
Fuck this shit.
For a guy who's clearly spent a lot of time thinking about men's "creamy lotiony hands" and their "tackle" and has the last name "Paisley", methinks the lady doth protest too much...Check out these fantastic lyrics:
These days there's dudes getting facials
Manicured, waxed, and botoxed
With deep spray on tans and creamy, lotioney hands
You can't grip a tackle box
Yeah with all of these men lining up to get neutered
It's hip now to be feminized
But I don't highlight my hair
I've still got a pair
Yeah honey, I'm still a guy
My eyebrows ain't plucked
There's a gun in my truck
Oh thank God I'm still a guy
Fuck this shit.
Right?? At first I thought the song was making fun of toxic masculinity. But I think he's being serious.Sounds like the lyrics to a Weird Al Jankovic Country Parody
I just couldn't tell if he was just playing to his audience or if he actually believes this stuff. Not sure which is worse...Right?? At first I thought the song was making fun of toxic masculinity. But I think he's being serious.
He’s married to a Hollywood actress and is an exceptional guitarist. Both those things lead me to believe Brad has probably had more manicures than he has stitches. It feels like a bit of deflection designed to appeal to a particular suburban dad’s insecurities. The dude driving to his middle management white collar office job in a $90k Ford F-150 was definitely listening to this CD during his commute.I just couldn't tell if he was just playing to his audience or if he actually believes this stuff. Not sure which is worse...
Someone sat on his poor cowboy hat too.View attachment 149123
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Dude's wearing more makeup than Tammy Faye.
jason alexander did that.Someone sat on his poor cowboy hat too.
I just looked this up and Taylor Swift was in the music video for Online????jason alexander did that.
Yeah, I noticed that. In the video she is standing behind him in a few shots maybe singing back up with a another blond.I just looked this up and Taylor Swift was in the music video for Online????
How convenient that his creamy, lotioney hands are cropped out of this photo...View attachment 149123
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Dude's wearing more makeup than Tammy Faye.
Okay one last last thing, because I googled him. He does have a lot of pro LGBTQ songs so I'm very confused what the fuck he's going for with all the "real man gun rack" songs but at least he's done some good. Either way NO THANK YOU SIR I will not be buying or ever thinking about Brad Paisley again.