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[Mather]

Wait, @Mather's rich? Where's my Stimmy, STIMMY MAN?

Free beer equals rich? Well if so then just call me Elon Mather.

Free beer! Living the dream!

Well unless it’s some of that piss water beer.

I live in Canada. We do not have pisswater beer unless it's imported from the States.

 

[Mather]

I meeaaaaaan there was the fancy cable saga. And he OWNS (I think) his place in Toronto. Might as well rename himself Mr. Monoploy Mather

If by "owns" you mean "has a 25 year mortgage that he owes to a major financial institution" then yes.

I believe it you were to section off a percentage of my house that I actually OWN it would be one of the closets, maybe the en suite bathroom... that's about it.

 

[Crabbers]

I live in Canada. We do not have pisswater beer unless it's imported from the States.

Um...labatt and molson aren’t ?

 

[bdrummond]

I live in Canada. We do not have pisswater beer unless it's imported from the States.

Nah, just all of our pisswater has been bought by US conglomerates.

 

[bdrummond]

Um...labatt and molson aren’t ?

See my quote about US conglomerates.

 

[Joe Mac]

Free beer equals rich? Well if so then just call me Elon Mather.

I live in Canada. We do not have pisswater beer unless it's imported from the States.

*coughs* Molson & Labbats *coughs*

While the Americans are particularly bad for it every country has its own local piss water beer

 

[Mather]

Um...labatt and molson aren’t ?

They suck but they still don't taste like water unlike Bud light/Coors/a zillion others...

 

[bdrummond]

*coughs* Molson & Labbats *coughs*

While the Americans are particularly bad for it every country has its own local piss water beer

Owned by Busch and Coors respectively.

 

[Crabbers]

Owned by Busch and Coors respectively.

No need to show respect...Busch and coors suck ass

 

[Mather]

*coughs* Molson & Labbats *coughs*

While the Americans are particularly bad for it every country has its own local piss water beer

She works for Sleeman/Sapporo, but the absolute best brand she reps is Unibrou. They win multitudes of World Beer awards every year and I have not had a single thing they brew that isn't absolutely incredible.

 

[Joe Mac]

Owned by Busch and Coors respectively.

Yes but that’s a cop out. They were set up and brewed in Canada before that. The yanks buying your mistakes doesn’t stop them from having been your mistakes.

 

[Murfocakes]

Mather has it all.
a) free beer
b) an arcade
c) a sex/murder dungeon
d) dogs
e) an understanding wife, both of his vinyl habits and his murder/dungeon
f) a vinyl flat

 

[bdrummond]

Yes but that’s a cop out. They were set up and brewed in Canada before that. The yanks buying your mistakes doesn’t stop them from having been your mistakes.

Man, just cause your pisswater is served at "cellar temperature" doesn't make it less like piss

 

[Rowan]

They suck but they still don't taste like water unlike Bud light/Coors/a zillion others...

Or like soil that’s been coated in yak shit... like Guinness

 

[Crabbers]

She works for Sleeman/Sapporo, but the absolute best brand she reps is Unibrou. They win multitudes of World Beer awards every year and I have not had a single thing they brew that isn't absolutely incredible.

 

[Joe Mac]

Man, just cause your pisswater is served at "cellar temperature" doesn't make it less like piss

Real ale is for old men called Colin who smell a little, collect old newspapers and ride vintage motorcycles at 10mph in the countryside at the weekends blocking the road for normal people. Also that’s Britain. I don’t live there anymore

 

[bdrummond]

Or like soil that’s been coated in yak shit... like Guinness

To be fair in Ireland you're likely dealing with Sheep's shit.

 

[Joe Mac]

Or like soil that’s been coated in yak shit... like Guinness

This is war!

 

[Murfocakes]

Or like soil that’s been coated in yak shit... like Guinness

How dare you sir!

 

[bdrummond]

I said this would become an international incident...