Where In The World Is Jon Tabakin?

He is a man, a record, a myth. Some worship. Some question the intent behind the stare. He comes, he drinks our booze, steals our lunch, plays some 70s MOR and then disappears without a trace to turn up at the home of a new unsuspecting forumer...
 
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TimmahTao said:
What, uh... is a tabakin?
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Tabakin languished in the VMP sale section for months (much like Jaye Bartell, who still resides there, lol). One fateful Thursday, in a moment of panic, a forumer at the old place bought the record. I believe he thought it was a TBT? I’m fuzzy on that part. Jokes were made. Memes were created. We managed to buy every last copy in the store. It was then that Tabakin became our Lord and Saviour. Tabakin is us. We are Tabakin. He now travels the world to spread Peace and Joy.
 
Melancholy_Melody said:
Tabakin languished in the VMP sale section for months (much like Jaye Bartell, who still resides there, lol). One fateful Thursday, in a moment of panic, a forumer at the old place bought the record. I believe he thought it was a TBT? I’m fuzzy on that part. Jokes were made. Memes were created. We managed to buy every last copy in the store. It was then that Tabakin became our Lord and Saviour. Tabakin is us. We are Tabakin.
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Somebody also received a copy without ordering it. I think somebody else had bought it for them, but it seemed to just ship out on its own.
 
Melancholy_Melody said:
Tabakin languished in the VMP sale section for months (much like Jaye Bartell, who still resides there, lol). One fateful Thursday, in a moment of panic, a forumer at the old place bought the record. I believe he thought it was a TBT? I’m fuzzy on that part. Jokes were made. Memes were created. We managed to buy every last copy in the store. It was then that Tabakin became our Lord and Saviour. Tabakin is us. We are Tabakin. He now travels the world to spread Peace and Joy.
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🧙‍♀️ Someone's been studying their sacred texts 🧙‍♂️

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Bohnjaggs said:
Somebody also received a copy without ordering it. I think somebody else had bought it for them, but it seemed to just ship out on its own.
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Yes, @juiceless surreptitiously bought a copy and sent it to me without my knowledge after I had spent the better part of two weeks laughing about the panic induced FOMO that we created that caused DR-J to purchase the album in the first place.
 
So I lured the creature known as a Jon out of my drinks cupboard with the promise of a pint of Guinness!

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Then, for reasons known only to him he started to sing cheesy as funk music at me. He’s getting his ass on the first plane outta here before he finds his way back into my drinks cupboard!

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