Sprague Dawley
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Local Carpenter Forgets To Build House
--Times--
A local carpenter has slightly buggered up his latest carpentry job by building a roof for a house but forgetting to build the actual house first. The daft git is now currently stuck under the roof.
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"You stupid dickhead. You forgot to build the house first."
The man has been described by emergency services as "a nice enough bloke but not the sharpest tool in the kitchen drawer, which he probably forgot to build too."
"He seems quite calm under there" said one member of the rescue unit. "At one stage he did say it was 'a bit dark' and then he wondered aloud if he should 'turn the lights on' but we had to patiently remind him that he hadn't installed any lights, or, in fact, installed anything. Except the roof."
--Times--
A local carpenter has slightly buggered up his latest carpentry job by building a roof for a house but forgetting to build the actual house first. The daft git is now currently stuck under the roof.
"You stupid dickhead. You forgot to build the house first."
The man has been described by emergency services as "a nice enough bloke but not the sharpest tool in the kitchen drawer, which he probably forgot to build too."
"He seems quite calm under there" said one member of the rescue unit. "At one stage he did say it was 'a bit dark' and then he wondered aloud if he should 'turn the lights on' but we had to patiently remind him that he hadn't installed any lights, or, in fact, installed anything. Except the roof."
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