Dead C
Well-Known Member
This is a space to post eye-rolling plays on words, and corny attempts at humor. Something you've thought of, or something you've heard that you want to share. Jokes of your own, jokes from your parental guardians, the parents of others, Laffy Taffy wrappers, popsicle sticks, or from any other source in the universe that produces half chuckles.
As a dad, I'm accutely aware that much of my life force is drawn directly from bad humor. Scientists now recognize -- or, at least, they should have -- that we, as a species, produce increasing levels of the "dad (or mom) joke" substance once we have children, as a means to embarrass and toughen up our offspring for the outside world that they must ultimately enter, after venturing out beyond the protection of our metaphorical wings. But, while that's true, it's also something that is already pre-existing in our bodies since birth. Amazing, right! It's all just about tapping into it, and making others feel like tapping out.
Anyway.... "DAD JOKES!" Feel free to relay any questionable (non-oppressive) humor, "clever" musings, and/or eye-roll worthy content here. Let's get some half smiles, forced guffaws, and bemused resignation going! Waddya say, gang?
As a dad, I'm accutely aware that much of my life force is drawn directly from bad humor. Scientists now recognize -- or, at least, they should have -- that we, as a species, produce increasing levels of the "dad (or mom) joke" substance once we have children, as a means to embarrass and toughen up our offspring for the outside world that they must ultimately enter, after venturing out beyond the protection of our metaphorical wings. But, while that's true, it's also something that is already pre-existing in our bodies since birth. Amazing, right! It's all just about tapping into it, and making others feel like tapping out.
Anyway.... "DAD JOKES!" Feel free to relay any questionable (non-oppressive) humor, "clever" musings, and/or eye-roll worthy content here. Let's get some half smiles, forced guffaws, and bemused resignation going! Waddya say, gang?
