god, finally finished my list, made it to 430 then cried no mas, such a menial bastard for starting this daft project.
This is not some subjective rando fanboi list. This is THE Definitive and Objective List of The Alltime Greatest 500 I Mean, 430 Albums. Don't argue with me here, u dickheads. Obviously no Beatles lps here.Go shove your sgt peppers lonely wank club bullshit right up the datehole. Fuck that overrated dudley-do-right bullshit. Fuck George, fuck paul, fuck John and fuck Gringo. especially fuck Paul and his twee little archy uppy eyebrows, all that "love, love me do" bollocks, no place even anywhere near the top 500 for that simpering rubbish
no comps. that's just cheatin and the easy way out. didnt even bother with The Jezz cos despite me having all these jezz records around here I still dont know shit from shinola with this stuff ffs #jezz,_they_just_make_it_up
mightve missed a few. stuff it, done with tinkering, withoyut further ado...
400 Six Finger Satellite - paranormalized
401 Whores. - Gold.
402 Avail - 4AM Friday
403 The Isley Brothers - Go For Your Guns
404 Tall Dwarfs - Weeville
405 Bad Manners - Loonee Tunes!
406 Verlaines - bird dog
407 Straightjacket fits - hail
408 Flipper - Generic
409 Watery Love - Decorative Feeding
410 The Blind Shake - Celebrate Your Worth
411 Slave - The Hardness Of The World
412 Sugar - Copper Blue
413 Neu! - s/t
414 Siouxsie and the Banshees - Scream
415 Girls Against Boys - Venus Luxure No.1 Baby
416 Cheap Trick - s/t
417 The Isley Brothers - The Heat Is On
418 The Isley Brothers - Go For Your Guns
419 Joy Division - Unknown Pleasures
420 Les Thugs - As Happy As Possible
421 Dinosaur Jr. - Farm
422 Sunn/Boris
423 The Saints -Eternally Yours
424 The Saints - I'm Stranded
425 Six Finger Satellite - The Pigeon Is The Most Popular Bird
426 MC5 - Kick out the jams. overhyped, overwanked
427 The Birthday party - Junkyard. liked the two 12" eps better
428 Kyuss - Welcome To Sky Valley
429 Bryan Ferry - Let's Stick Together
430 The Clash - London Calling. aside from the fucking Beatles, the single most overrated rock album in music history