Go home. You won't be sitting around in 20 years wishing you had worked today!
Needles & Grooves
marshall
siremobunny
Why don't y'all just go to a bar and become the setup for a joke? 
Jonathan Y
Well we only have 1 floor, but 2 of our attorneys are here out of 10. 11 people total. LOL
Teeeee
You came to work so you don't have to log a day off. And it is going to be an easy day because no one is there. You can take a long lunch. And you can leave early.
Teeeee
Dear Heath's boss -
1. Relish being his boss while you can cause he's a rock star and will soon be your boss.
2. Heath will be departing the office at 3pm today because I said so.
With warm regards -
Teeeee
1. Relish being his boss while you can cause he's a rock star and will soon be your boss.
2. Heath will be departing the office at 3pm today because I said so.
With warm regards -
Teeeee
Corycm
I thought I’d be in the same boat. I mean none of us are attorneys and I didn’t think I’d magically become one. But like 90% of my department is here and it’s weirdly busy. I’m very confused. I thought today would be Slacktoberfest. Dammit.
Heath
On the bright side, I'm finally taking the time to clean my inbox and office, both tasks I have been putting off for months #newyearnewme