Needles & Grooves

What did the polar bear say to the melting ice caps?


Chill out.

Did you know that a group of crows is called a murder?

Well, technically it's only a murder if there's probable caws.

What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi.

*knock* *knock*

::goes home::

Did someone get the door?

^ that was number 400! I can stop indiscriminately liking your posts now. Thanks for going on this journey with me. I don't even remember why I was doing it in the first place.

A joke? Let's see...

Mather, I'm certain you will never receive a warped record again in your life.

@Heath Hahaha I figured you were counting... It was because I lost like 400+ likes when VMP killed the Anthology thread which was full of comedy gold. Thank you for your patronage, I look forward to actually earning your likes from now on.

What *is* the current US to Canadialand exchange rate on likes?

1 like = 3.26 poutine servings