Needles & Grooves

M&Ms first then throw the rest away

By the gallon.

I expect joke responses, but I put some in a small paper coffee cup and "drink" the mix. Saves the hands from the greasy salty mess.

dignity is for the weak minded

Like, repeatedly dipping hands into the bag, especially using fingers that essentially wind up right near your mouth, is bad form. So I pour a serving or two into a small bowl, where I then proceed to employ the same technique. Granted, it's my bowl and nobody else is eating out of it, but still. You wouldn't really eat it with a spoon, so I don't know of a way to make this whole process less primitive feeling.

@Aron The cup idea is a pro move. Well done

It would seem @folsom_lives is more evolved than I am.

1.- Adquiere bag
2.- Open bag
3.- Shove it all in
4.- Instant regret

LOL. Just please nobody inquire as to my method of eating white cheddar popcorn. That's better left for dark corners of the internet... shameful stuff to behold.

On a trail. Preferably alone, or with someone you don't respect.

@Colonel_Angus Is that drawn to scale?

in a feed bag strapped to your slack jaw