But you have those extra years of wisdom!
Needles & Grooves
Turbo
Joe Mac
Drunk Joe ≠ Wise 
Melt Face Molly Drop
You've trained for this. Just pretend there's a turntable in front of you at all times.
jamieanderson1968
God speed my friend, god speed
MikeH
Drunk Joe is gonna wake up to a massive Michael 45 record order in his email inbox
Yer Ol' Uncle D
The best part will be when you wake up from a blackout, finish up the weekend, head home in one piece and a week later your order of the entire Pink Floyd catalogue shows up.
Thackeraye
Sneak in a few Guinness 0%’S in there - good luck!