Needles & Grooves

It’s fall clean up day here too. Except the lawn service is me. Your way might be better.

It used to be me and then we had a kid and my wife was like you can’t be out there for five hours on Saturday, I’m hiring a service. I said “okay!”

Counterpoint

No worries there. They appear to have blown them in a big pile and left them in the front lawn…. So that’s a call I have to make in Monday now….

@Melt Face Molly Drop yeah well those experts clearly don't have five goddamn giant ass trees on their postage stamp sized front lawn. If I tried to mulch this shit my lawn would be dead within a week.

Fall cleanup here in Sacramento usually consists of me having somebody come out once in a couple of weeks from now and removing all the leaves. I don't think I usually have to do it more than once.

I have almost an acre and about forty trees…. More leaves than anything else. Roof looks like it is made of leaves currently.

I cannot even imagine.

Tell those leaves to make like a tree and get out

There was a note that said they would be back Tuesday to get the leaves. I didn’t know I had hired Whimpie.

Better hope a storm doesn’t barrel through

Shred them thangs with a mulching mower. Turns them into good organic fertilizer. In my experience, the next progression of having problems with leaves is cutting down all the trees in your yard because leaves are the devil. Before you know it, you're wearing Kleenex boxes for shoes and saving your poop in a jar.

I’m not cutting down trees unless there is a reason to.

<Look at feet> It's too late! <Look at jars> There's still time!!!

@Lord Diaper Baby© - Godspeed.