Needles & Grooves

Oh lord.

@6od thank you deeply, because you probably don't realize the joke since you were absent, but they forget my birthday every year so they've all taken to just wishing me happy birthday like... daily. It's my birthday in... 7 months.

Hahahahaha

Mr. Mathers, the fun and games are over
And just for that stunt, you're gonna get some extra homework
But don't you wanna give me after school detention?
Nah, that bully wants to beat your ass and I'mma let him

@Mather TBF, we didn’t start doing it until you started whining about never having your very special day acknowledged. You act as though we are just being mean when In actuality we are just being mean, but you were being needy also.

I have no idea what you're talking aboot

Tell me I'm pretty

@Mather The prettiest.

@Mather NOPE. TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY SIR. IT IS TODAY AND ONLY TODAY, NO OTHER DAY IT SHALL BE FOR IT IS TODAY. ONE DAY AND ONE DAY ONLY. THIS IS YOUR FINAL NOTICE.