Needles & Grooves

Looking it up, it seemed not to be politically motivated, at least from articles like this: Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains

@LeSamourai it won’t stop the trolling and shit posting from The Right. This will replace sexy M&Ms and gas stoves as their issue du jour for feigning outrage.

There are also mummies of animals such as cats and snakes. I suggest we call those "mummified cat people" and "mummified lizard people". Might as well help the right further along with their conspiracy theories.

And because people with a kink will call you mummy and zaddy

Just as long as they stop burning them to heat the museum.

mummy can i go out and kill tonite

Fun fact- in the 1800s people ate them because they thought it was medicinal.

In the 1800's, they were also used as fuel for steam trains in Egypt.

They were also ground and used to create a rich brown paint - 'mummy brown'.

If I’m being honest these all sound better than “being slung into a steel case and buried in the ground for all of eternity”

Can British kids still call their mum that?