Needles & Grooves

An autopsy table definitely makes a murder dungeon pop.

"Wet bar." Sure.

I literally just remembered this story and immediately thought to myself "Oh shit, maybe they're correct after all."

That would've been a killer addition for parties

On trend!

By “almost bought it” do you mean you considered it and then NightMather ordered it before you could?

You’re really leaning into the narrative we’ve created for ya, aren’t ya?

The disturbing part is that this was like... 20 years ago? Apparently the call has been coming from inside the house for a lot longer than the narrative would suggest.

I love how you're like "why does everyone say I have a murder dungeon? I'm a nice polite Canalandian!" and then you post things like this

You think you're shocked, I just remembered this even happened.

I just take it as fact that Canada has produced more serial killers per capita than any other nation. And since I'm not going to go look it up, I'm just going to start repeating it.

They measure per moose up there. Most serial killers per moose. Or maybe it’s goose

I mean it's tough to quantify because the best ones are never caught and live seemingly normal lives and have hobbies like collecting vinyl and engage in online record forums with like minded people and I've said too much

I just realized, "vintage" meaning...used, right? "Hey, you like this bar? Guess how many dead guys were cut open on this very bar!" Is this how you're picturing it going?

Of course anyone responding is going to be a bit muffled on account of the gag and the tape, I suppose....

Yes. The "used" part of the equation is what caused me to begrudgingly reconsider. Mainly due to the... implications.

Uh huh.

“Why would I need an autopsy table? I’m already going to know HOW they died.”